Because I don't have enough to do already

[jackassjohn.livejournal.com]

[The Nexus loudspeakers catch a broadcast as yet another familiar new figure appears in the nexus.]

BIG BOSS HERE.
ENEMY UNIFORMS?
ARE THEY CUTE LITTLE
SAILOR SUITS?
OVER.

[Big Boss chuckles to himself as he ends the call and leans back in his swivel chair. The clone was fun to mess with. This was as easy as watching his hamsters patrol.]

[((Big Boss is chillin' in his office. By the time you respond to him, he'll know about the nexus already. This is intended to be a joke-type Asshole!Big Boss only. Or until I get bored one day and make him deal with drama.))]

Comments

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[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahah! Do you hear that, you old bastard? I SURVIVE!

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[jackassjohn.livejournal.com]

Oooo, like that's a major accomplishment.

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[jackassjohn.livejournal.com]

Now shoo. I've got more important things to do.

The hamsters need feeding.

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

Your failure isn't so easily gotten rid of. If you want me dead you'll have to do it your-

hamsters?

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[jackassjohn.livejournal.com]

Hamsters!

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[jackassjohn.livejournal.com]

They're so cute.

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[jackassjohn.livejournal.com]

And tasty, but you shouldn't eat them. They're poisonous, you know. And endangered.

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

I hate you so much.

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

Wait. How do you know how they taste if they're poisonous?

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[jackassjohn.livejournal.com]

Boohoo.

Go cry me a river, whiner.

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[jackassjohn.livejournal.com]

If I get poisoned by something I eat, all I have to do is throw up!

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

Not all poison works that way, you imbeci-

Hm. I'll add that to the list of ways to kill you. [It's an extensive list.]

[jackassjohn.livejournal.com]

Maybe it doesn't work for you because you're the extra one.