Because I don't have enough to do already

[jackassjohn.livejournal.com]

[The Nexus loudspeakers catch a broadcast as yet another familiar new figure appears in the nexus.]

BIG BOSS HERE.
ENEMY UNIFORMS?
ARE THEY CUTE LITTLE
SAILOR SUITS?
OVER.

[Big Boss chuckles to himself as he ends the call and leans back in his swivel chair. The clone was fun to mess with. This was as easy as watching his hamsters patrol.]

[((Big Boss is chillin' in his office. By the time you respond to him, he'll know about the nexus already. This is intended to be a joke-type Asshole!Big Boss only. Or until I get bored one day and make him deal with drama.))]

Comments

[by-anothername.livejournal.com]

I suppose I do.

[Although she's not sure why their outfits are so cute. And this voice talking to her over the loudspeaker is kind of creepy. She glanced around, looking for a camera or something.]

[jackassjohn.livejournal.com]

[No cameras, just the crazy man on the loudspeaker system.]

Good! Then you'll know how to disguise yourself as one of them.

[by-anothername.livejournal.com]

[Still creepy!]

Wait, why do I have to disguise myself? I don't exactly have a sailor costume on me right now, even if I wanted to.

[jackassjohn.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't you disguise yourself if you were around enemies dressed as sailors?

[by-anothername.livejournal.com]

But... there's nobody around, let alone anyone dressed like a sailor.

[She's suspecting the voice is crazy.]

[jackassjohn.livejournal.com]

[She'd be right]

But you could if you needed to, is the point. You're not too quick on the uptake, are you?

[by-anothername.livejournal.com]

[She's just too busy trying to keep up with whatever the heck this guy was talking about.]

I guess so. I just never thought about it I guess. Why would enemy soldiers be dressed like sailors?

[Why is she still talking to him?]

[jackassjohn.livejournal.com]

To make you lower your defenses!

[Hey, that's what Paz did.]

[by-anothername.livejournal.com]

Right...

[Okay, yeah he was kind of crazy.]

We'll I'm sure that's great advice but I think I'll be going now...

[jackassjohn.livejournal.com]

Goodbye then.