http://jackassjohn.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] jackassjohn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fissionmailed2011-04-26 05:41 pm
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Because I don't have enough to do already

[The Nexus loudspeakers catch a broadcast as yet another familiar new figure appears in the nexus.]

BIG BOSS HERE.
ENEMY UNIFORMS?
ARE THEY CUTE LITTLE
SAILOR SUITS?
OVER.


[Big Boss chuckles to himself as he ends the call and leans back in his swivel chair. The clone was fun to mess with. This was as easy as watching his hamsters patrol.]

[((Big Boss is chillin' in his office. By the time you respond to him, he'll know about the nexus already. This is intended to be a joke-type Asshole!Big Boss only. Or until I get bored one day and make him deal with drama.))]
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[identity profile] jackassjohn.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
SNAKE!
DON'T YOU REMEMBER
HOW TO USE THE RADIO?
YOU NEED TO SAY "OVER"
WHEN YOU ARE DONE.
...OVER.

[identity profile] crisiscontrol.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, maybe if I was using old technology. Get with the times already.

[identity profile] jackassjohn.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
BIG BOSS HERE.
THE CLASSIC LOOK IS IN.
LADIES DIG IT.
...OVER.

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[identity profile] crisiscontrol.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Huh... really? I guess that explains a lot.

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[identity profile] crisiscontrol.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
What are you calling me for anyway? Aren't you supposed to be dead?

[identity profile] jackassjohn.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
BIG BOSS HERE.
IS THAT A THREAT, SNAKE?
...OVER.

[identity profile] crisiscontrol.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
No way, I have better things to do than fight you again.

...Unless I get some sweet loot from your body.

[identity profile] jackassjohn.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
BIG BOSS HERE...
YOU'RE CHICKEN.
...OVER.

[identity profile] crisiscontrol.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? Why don't you say that to my face?

[identity profile] jackassjohn.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
BIG BOSS HERE.
I COULD LOOK IN A MIRROR;
THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.
GENETIC COPY AND ALL THAT.
...OVER.

[identity profile] crisiscontrol.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're going to call yourself a chicken?

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[identity profile] jackassjohn.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
BIG BOSS HERE.
I'LL CALL YOU A CHICKEN

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[identity profile] jackassjohn.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
TO MY FACE!

[identity profile] crisiscontrol.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, whatever. So where are you? It's almost dinner time and I have a box of Hot Pockets® waiting for me in the freezer.

[identity profile] jackassjohn.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
BIG BOSS HERE.
I'M IN MY OFFICE, SNAKE.
IT HAS A DESK
AND A SWIVEL CHAIR.
WHAT KIND OF HOT POCKETS
DO YOU HAVE?

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[identity profile] crisiscontrol.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Like I know where that is.

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[identity profile] crisiscontrol.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
...And they're pepperoni pizza flavored.

[identity profile] jackassjohn.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
BIG BOSS HERE.
HAH! YOU DIDN'T WAIT
FOR ME TO SAY "OVER",
LOSER.
...OVER.

[identity profile] crisiscontrol.livejournal.com 2011-04-27 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn.
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