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Q&A Session
[Oddly enough, part of the Nexus seems to have morphed into stone walls and wooden doors more befitting of a castle than a Nexus building. Those who investigate the change might discover a cantankerous old gnome of a man sitting in one of those rooms.]
[The Magician of Information, Good Magician Humfrey, is not at all pleased to have been summoned away from his castle in Xanth. Now he's stuck in a drearily Mundane world, and will doubtlessly be pestered with Questions now that his challenges have been dismantled.]
[Maybe he'll be able to re-use some older ones...]
[((Humfrey knows the Answer to any Question someone might have, but he might charge a service for answering it or put pun-related challenges in the way of inquiring minds...))]
[The Magician of Information, Good Magician Humfrey, is not at all pleased to have been summoned away from his castle in Xanth. Now he's stuck in a drearily Mundane world, and will doubtlessly be pestered with Questions now that his challenges have been dismantled.]
[Maybe he'll be able to re-use some older ones...]
[((Humfrey knows the Answer to any Question someone might have, but he might charge a service for answering it or put pun-related challenges in the way of inquiring minds...))]
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[The large book opens and the Magician starts flipping through the heavily cross-referenced pages, grumbling.]
Alternate universes, Demon Earth...hmm...Mundane, Pokemon, Pikachu...hrmph...Twerp.
[After a moment, he looks over his reading spectacles at the intruders.]
To catch what you desire requires you to obtain Main Character: Protagonist, stature.
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By displacing the current Main Character: Protagonist or earning the title through good deeds.
As it is, you are already Main Character: Minor Reoccurring Villains, which is more than many could hope for.
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[He spins around to grab her hands, grinning and snickering.]
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[And the two start spinning around, giggling and laughing.]
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[Alarmed, Humfrey rises. The breeze from the spinning duo was scattering some loose notes and the room was cramped with books, bottles, and spells of delicate natures.]
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Snores echo through the room; he's asleep.]
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James! Wake up!
[And she's kicking James about now.]
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Don't bother; your clumsy bumbling has wasted my vial of Sleeping potion. He'll be magically asleep for centuries unless something is done.
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[Now Jessie has James by the collar and is shaking him vigorously.]
You better not sleep on the job! We've got Pokemon to catch!
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[Grumbling about wasted time and lost magic -that had been a perfectly useful bottle of Sleeping potion- the gnome stalks over to take in the damage.]
I already said that sort of thing won't work; he must be awakened as dictated by the spell.
[He pauses to think, searching through centuries of memory] True love's kiss is the general solution to the problem...
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Yes. I believe there are such tales in Mundania; it is good you are familiar with them.
[A small bit of flattery might also help get the two nitwits out of his study. Although the woman did have some shapely legs.]
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[Damn right she did.]
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[Not quite as nymphly as his first, third, fifth, and half wives' legs, but comely nonetheless.]
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[Look, Jessie's thinking deeply for once.]
Isn't there any other way?
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Of course there's another way. Potions such as that are always developed with a fail-safe.
[He glowers]
But you have already wasted a potion of mine; I'm not going to just hand over more magic unless all other possibilities have been explored.
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[...no really what's going on in this thread.]
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[Oh hi Meowth.]
Meowth! We've got a problem on our hands! You need to kiss James!
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