Hmmm.

[endlesswarfare.livejournal.com]

[is actually holding Kojima captive right now because nobody is allowed to find out the truth about him.]

[and suddenly, thinks, 'Hey, you could use that to your advantage.' What a sly bastard you are, Jack.]


Hmph. [back turned to a tied up Kojima in a dark room, has his hands crossed on his back.]

I have a list of demands here, Kojima-san. Listen closely, your life might depend on them.

First, and this has highest priority: My death in Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake is to be retconned, IMMEDIATELY after you return to your own world. I never died because of a makeshift flamethrower consisting of a can of hairspray and a lighter. I don't care how you do it, but I want an appropriate death for a man of my caliber.

Second. In your upcoming game - Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns Of The Patriots - provided you retconned the other game properly, and you will do that - I am to have a cameo, alive and kickin'. Concerning Snake's death - I propose he dies slow and painfully by my hands... the choice of weapon should be obvious. And you can cut out Liquid of the game, he can't get anything done right, anyway.

[turns around to face Kojima]

And THIRD: For Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater, you will add the option to take off your pants.

[leans closer to him]

Do I make myself clear?



((You are all free to rescue poor Kojima from Big Boss' madness.))

Comments

POUTS. PETULANTLY.

[chibikojima.livejournal.com]

でも、ボスさん...

But this ... this is not my vision! I cannot do this for you.

[silverrevolver.livejournal.com]

[ Walks in with a catty smile, spurs clicking against the floor ]

John, I never though you had the ultimate form of expression in you. I must say I'm impressed.

[tiny-legend.livejournal.com]

*pressed against a wall, hidden from sight and listening to all of this with rapt attention*

*silently draws mini USP*