OWWW

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Immediately after this - bit late, but what the hell.]


[He's had sex.]

[With a MAN.]

[That wouldn't actually be half as bad if his ass didn't hurt like hell. After he woke up the next morning, he quickly dressed himself and left. He knew he was gonna get pussywhippped like whoa if he was late. And that wasn't something to look forward to. ESPECIALLY NOT WITH THIS PAIN OW JESUS CHRIST]

[So he hurries to the place where he'd usually find her-- trying to act as normal as he can, considering the circumstances.]


........



((for eatenbykarma))

Comments

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

*taps his shoulder, suddenly behind him. In her former life, Boss was a ninja*

You're late.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Whoops, ninja!Boss!]

Gaah! [spins around]

I know, I'm sorry! Owwww

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

Well, we'll have to make up for it somehow. 100 push-ups in sets of 10.

...You're in pain. Something happened to you? *Raises an eyebrow. She may be tough, but Joy is protective of her rookie.*

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

N-no, I just got into a fight, nothing serious...

[Pushups. Now. Oh, god.]

[Gets down and, well, grimaces a LOT when he starts doing his pushups. Wiiince.]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

..Hm.

*Watches him do his push-ups, studying him*

Lower your ass. It's too high up in the air. *Leans down, placing a hand on his butt to lower it* Like that.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

Ah-AAAH! [PAIN]

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[and collapses. Onto the floor]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

...

Why don't you tell me what's going on, Jack?

*Although she can hazard a few educated guesses, she thinks it'll be interesting to see what excuses he has*

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

N-Nothing, ma'am... I just slept in an awkward position... plus the fight...

[tries to get up again asdjhsdjfhdg]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

...

Let me be frank, Jack. Unless you had a pole up there, your ass shouldn't be quivering in pain like that.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

.......

[WINCES]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

*Kneeling down, she holds a hand out to help him up*

What happened.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

W-Well, what do you think.

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

...

So, who's the lucky guy?

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

L-Lucky...

[groan]

[Kinda awkwardly sits down on the floor again, trying not to sit on his ass Jesus Christ and stares at the ground]

... His name is Snake.

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

Snake?

...You do realize that he's one of your sons, correct?

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[groans and hides his face in his hands]

Clone. He's a clone. That's different. I hope.

I don't even know anymore how it happened...

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

..

Issues of science and bloodlines aside..

It's nothing to be embarrassed about, Jack. *Kneeling down, she leans against a wall, rubbing her chin thoughtfully*
Men are curious, and when attraction comes, it comes. It's natural.

*Looks over at him* He got you good then, didn't he?

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

There weren't even any.. feelings.. We got into a fight, and somehow we ended up fu-- having sex. Since I arrived here a dozen of men wanted to get me into bed, and I thought, well screw it.

I didn't even... [sigh] I don't think I'm... I wanted to have sex with a woman. At least with someone I love. Not like this...

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

Screw it, indeed.

..It's fine to experiment, Jack. It doesn't necessarily make you one thing or the other.

..If you didn't want that, you should have said no. Did he-- take you by force?

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

No! No, nothing like that. I did it willingly. If he had tried anything funny, he'd have two broken arms now.

...In any case. My ass... didn't use any lube. [Oh man, so embarrassed!]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

Oh, goo-

...

You're not very quick on your feet, are you?

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

I.. guess... not?

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

*face, meet palm*

Jack. It probably would have been more.. satisfying if you found something.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

[Gaah, why does he have to talk about this!]

W-well, what's done is done, anyway!

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

Stop being so nervous. I'm not going to reprimand you for curiosity.

But you're slacking off again. C'mon. *pats his shoulder*

Back to the pushups.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

B-BUT.

[sighs, and does as he is told...]

[eatenbykarma.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Exactly so.

Go ahead.

[bosstookmyporn.livejournal.com]

;_;

[tries to finish up. its extremely painfully.]