He's Liquid smooth, ladies.

[helicopterwolf.livejournal.com]

Okay, heroine, set me free.

[As Liquid lay in the pilot seat of his now crashed Hind D, he watched Snake bring up her Desert Eagle to his forehead. He was surprised that she was willing to put him out misery, considering her reaction to his causal flirting in the torture room.

Hearing a quiet, sobbed "Goodbye," he knew why Snake was doing it. Otacon or, rather, Mei Ling. Poor girl. She was rather nice and quite cute, to boot. Liquid wished he had gotten a chance to know her better, but between the shrapnel that had pierced his lung and Snake's bullet that was going to pierce his forehead, he didn't think that he was going get it.

Liquid closed his eyes and soon heard the gun fire. Strange, he didn't feel any pain. In fact, his chest pain was gone, too. Opening his eyes, he noticed that he was now in a building instead of his Hind's cockpit.]

Well. This is an interesting afterlife.

((ooc: Introducing Liquid Wolf, from merylgearsolid. If you can imagine a Liquid who womanizes and wears a skimpy, unzipped jumpsuit, know that this is him.))

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[orientacon.livejournal.com]

Snake, it's Wolf! He's here!

Isn't that wonderful~

[merylgearsolid.livejournal.com]

... Terriffic, Otacon.

[orientacon.livejournal.com]

Now that you two aren't on opposite sides, maybe you can be friends with him!

[Looking at Meryl with wide, guileless eyes, unable to conceal her giddiness.] He's a good person, Meryl. I think the two of you would really hit it off if you gave him a chance.

[merylgearsolid.livejournal.com]

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... Right. "Friends". Somehow, I think that putting a bullet in his skull makes that sort of thing kind of awkward, Otacon. Besides, it isn't just about what sides we were on. ...

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[orientacon.livejournal.com]

[Firmly.] Then you can start by apologizing.

[merylgearsolid.livejournal.com]

Apologize?! For WHAT? He tried to kill me! He shot David!

[helicopterwolf.livejournal.com]

If I could object, I'd like to point out that I didn't kill you, Dave isn't dead (last I knew), and I only really did it because Sniper ordered me to.

[orientacon.livejournal.com]

You were fine. You still won. And you killed him. [Mei Ling sets her jaw stubbornly, but looks pained and guilty at the mention of David. Did Meryl get the Otacon ending? XD ]

[To Liquid.] Wolf~ <3 <3 <3

[merylgearsolid.livejournal.com]

And I was ordered to take you out, Wolf. Even if I hadn't, the FOXDIE virus probably would have done the work for me.

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That's beside the point! What the hell do you see in him, anyway!? He's an arrogant creep, Otacon!

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[orientacon.livejournal.com]

He's not, Snake!

[No, don't do that! Your red hair's so pretty~!]

[She takes Meryl's arm and pulls her to the side.] He understands what it's like to be an outcast and he was nice to me when FOXHOUND took over the base. He was the only one who ever listened to me. When he heard I always wanted to be a pilot, he let me fly the Hind D. Oh, Snake, it was a dream come true!

[She shoots a quick starry-eyed glance back at Liquid and sighs dreamily.]

[merylgearsolid.livejournal.com]

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Mei, he's-...

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You knew him for all of what, Otacon, a day or two?

[orientacon.livejournal.com]

[She links her arm with Meryl's and pats her shoulder.] Snake, don't be so grumpy with me. Haven't you ever had a crush on someone? [A tiny giggle.] Besides, don't you think he's gorgeous~?

[merylgearsolid.livejournal.com]

I'm not being grum-...

I just think you should know what kind of man he really is before you go falling head over heels down a flight of stairs for him.

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... No. Not really. He goes around in a jump-suit with bleached hair. So?

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[orientacon.livejournal.com]

You are being grumpy and it's adorable. You're such a good friend to watch out for me. But don't worry, I can take care of myself. And I'll be careful.

[She leans up and kisses Meryl's cheek.]

But he has those pretty eyes and classical features~! But more importantly, he's a good person! "Beauty is not in the face, beauty is a light in the heart." An American philosopher said that.

[She might be immune to the charms of the opposite sex, but she seems a little susceptible to those of her own. XD ]

[merylgearsolid.livejournal.com]

Mei! Cut it out!

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Classical? How in the world does someone have classical features? It's because he's British, isn't it?

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[orientacon.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you didn't like that. I guess I'm just a little giddy right now.

[She keeps holding on to Snake's arm, dropping her voice conspiratorially to whisper in her ear.]

N-no, he has the strong chin and those high cheekbones! [Blushing.] The outfit doesn't hurt either...

[merylgearsolid.livejournal.com]

A little...? Geez...

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Otacon, I really don't wanna know!

[orientacon.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay. Maybe a lot giddy. Can you blame me? Look at him!

[Mei Ling continues to whisper, blissfully unaware of Meryl's growing discomfort.]

It'd be so nice to have him sweep you up into those strong arms of his. You'd feel safe and protected... [Mei Ling trails off as she gets lost in her fantasy.]

[helicopterwolf.livejournal.com]

Actually, I knew about her for the entire time FOXHOUND was stationed at Shadow Moses, seeing as she led the project. We just never really had a chance to meet each other until the rebellion.

Unfortunately, we won't get a chance to that again until I find a new helicopter, since mine didn't come with me, not that it would have been of much use...

[Darn it, he liked that Hind!]

[merylgearsolid.livejournal.com]

Quit butting into other people's conversations, Wolf.

... But I bet you'll find that helicopter around here if you stick around long enough. I can't guarantee it won't talk back to you when you find it, though.

[helicopterwolf.livejournal.com]

It's a bit hard to stand there silent when you're right next to me.

A talking helicopter? Sorry, I think I'll stick to a normal Hind D or Kasatka, no matter how intriguing that sounds.

[merylgearsolid.livejournal.com]

Nobody ever said you had to stick around.

Intriguing isn't the word I'd use for it, but whatever makes you happy.

[helicopterwolf.livejournal.com]

Someone has to be here to stop you two if you get too lovey-dovey.

[Wolf saw that kiss and is currently contemplating whether or not Snake would be up for a threesome.]

Did I say intriguing? I meant ridiculous.

[merylgearsolid.livejournal.com]

Lovey-... What?! Don't be stupid, Wolf. That's just how she is.

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Most things around here are.

The fact that I'm also BB!Para makes this ironic.

[helicopterwolf.livejournal.com]

I know. I was just teasing. Otacon was right when she said that you need to lighten up.

[He wasn't joking at all. Apparently, Mei Ling sees the threesome potential here, too.]

It certainly seems like it. My life has certainly taken a turn for the random.

[Having been paying attention to the above conversation, Wolf asks a very important question.]

Now then, what's all this about Big Boss being here?