Ocelot's a dirty no good hoe face

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[So Todd may or may not have said some unfavorable words to a certain female Ocelot and gotten himself shot, and is now limping down the hallway looking for an infirmary. He also looks like he could randomly fall asleep again, which would be a bad thing at the moment.]

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[bringsuffering.livejournal.com]

[There's a Pain in the infirmary laughing at Todd.]

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[He looks over.]

What?! What's so funny!

[>|]

[bringsuffering.livejournal.com]

You are~

[Morphine, ground meat legs and Pain do not a smart person make. Even if he is still armed.]

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

... Um, are you on something?

[Pouts]

Or are you just making fun of me like that stupid bitch was...

[bringsuffering.livejournal.com]

I think your face is funny.

[He pulls his Thompson out from under the covers and points it at the guard.]

Morphine does that to a man.

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[Just kinda goes quite for a moment.]

Well, uh, I'll just leave you alone then...

[Backs away from the crazy man.]

[bringsuffering.livejournal.com]

Leaving so soon, coward~?

[Noooo don't leave, he wants to play!]

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

Look, man, I'm already injured. I don't really want anymore injuries right now... plus you look like you don't need anymore injuries either...

[He keeps his gun pointed at Pain, although he really doesn't want to fight right now.]

Lets just... do this some other time or something?

[bringsuffering.livejournal.com]

If you want.

[He raises his eyebrows.]

The bandages are in the cabinet on the left, and the morphine's in the lower shelf. Go stop the bleeding before you bleed out.

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[He edges over to the cabinet with his gun still pointed at Pain... but at some point he has to put it aside so he can tend to his wounds... he skips on the morphine though :|]

Uh, thanks I guess...

[bringsuffering.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. Drive safely!

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[He's just gonna leave... quietly... and hope that the scary man doesn't follow him.]

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

[Para was just wandering around, but seeing Todd wounded certainly gives her a fright.]

Todd! What happened?!

[She rushes over to give him medical treatment.]

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

Well... I said some not nice things, and uh... got shot for it....

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

...

[It certainly sound like something he would do, but Jane chose not to comment on it.]

Come on. Let's get you fixed up.

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

Alright.

[He smiled at her.]

But only if you promise not to shoot me.

[He said that as joke, a lame joke but that was just how he was.]

Sorry. I've been sick.

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

It might be hard to do that, considering that I don't have a gun.

[She helps him over to a nearby bench so that he won't be putting any pressure on his leg.]

That's Ok~

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[He sits down and smiles.]

That's good, well not that I would think that you'd shoot me...

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

Even if I did, it would only a traquilizer round. Still, I don't think you need help sleeping.

[She opens up her medical bag and retrieves a scalpel, some styptic and disinfectant, and a bandage.]

Now, let's see this wound.

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

Heh, you're right about that.

[He rolled up his pant leg for her.]

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

How exactly do you fall asleep while standing up?

[Spotting the bullet, Para readies the scalpel.]

This'll hurt a bit.

[She sticks the blade alongside the bullet and uses it to help pry it out.]

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[He shrugs.]

I dunno, I just... kinda nodd off I guess.

[He hisses a little when she pries the bullet out, but stays still.]

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

[It doesn't take too much longer to get the bullet free. Jane places it next to Todd before applying the styptic and disinfectant.]

Should I be worried that it happens while you're patrolling?

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

[He watched her work curiously.]

Nah, It's hasn't gotten me into any trouble so far.

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

[Finished, she wraps the bandage around his leg.]

That's good to hear. Still, let's try not to make this a regular thing, okay?

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

I'll try my best.

[He smiled at her.]

Maybe I should drink more coffee or something.

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

All right.

[Jane kisses him on the cheek.]

The problem with coffee is that it only energizes you for an hour or two, then makes you more tired.

[hefeelsasleep.livejournal.com]

I guess...

[He pulls her into a hug.]

You got any ideas?