t-minus 31 days?

[thatkindofguy]

So all you ladies of the nexus...uh...um...hm. You are ladies, and, uh...

...

[groan]

Comments

[poisonedfear.livejournal.com]

[Fear is confused.]

Don't you usually fuck men?

[Blunt.]

[thatkindofguy]

And well, too, I might add.

[elisurla.livejournal.com]

[This is a rare sight indeed. Ursula is actually laughing, just a little.]

[thatkindofguy]

Stop laughing.

[newsavegrl.livejournal.com]

W- what do you need a female for?

[thatkindofguy]

Oh, uh... Hello, Sunny.

[deceptive-lulz.livejournal.com]

[LB is curious~!]

You have a question, ahahaha...?

[But at the same time, she's keeping her distance. She hasn't forgotten about that slap. :|]

[thatkindofguy]

[Oh great, that chick who kept laughing at a beautiful Russian cultural display...]

Just...saying hello.

[sovetskiisuka.livejournal.com]

/What are you doing?/

[thatkindofguy]

/Just taking inventory./

[leapinlilypads.livejournal.com]

[Mia is a very confused FROG]

Uh....What is it that you are trying to say?

[thatkindofguy]

Hello? That is it...

[initialplotwist.livejournal.com]

You are in need of a female? Because I am in need of your DNA sample.

[thatkindofguy]

...For acquaintanceship?

[notsostealthy.livejournal.com]

[He nods somberly to Raikov as he passes by.]

[thatkindofguy]

[Somber nod back. This...might be harder than he thought.]

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

[:|]

[thatkindofguy]

[...Well, okay, he could probably tap that.]

[snipingwolf.livejournal.com]

Oh, it is you again. Do you need food or something?

[thatkindofguy]

W-would that make you happy if I needed food?

[comsicboobs.livejournal.com]

What now?

[thatkindofguy]

...Hello?

[canseebees.livejournal.com]

[Ah, a familiar face from her own world!] Raikova, are you trying to find a new little girlfriend?

[thatkindofguy]

[He resists the urge to punch her in the face just because that might have an adverse effect on potentially getting laid by her.]

NO! I am not Ivanya! I am Ivan! Ivan!

[solitonlove.livejournal.com]

Do you need help with something, sir?

[thatkindofguy]

N-no! Really. I am saying hello.

[Huh, there are a lot more women in this place than he thought.]

[thatkindofguy]

[clears throat]

...Hello.

[ku-wa-bara.livejournal.com]

What are you doing, Vanya?

[thatkindofguy]

[He'd tell him about the blood work results, but he doesn't want to make him worry. Raikov will just sort this out and everything will be just fine -- really!]

Zhenya! I, uh...I'm just trying to make some female friends?

[tiny-foxalive.livejournal.com]

What d-do you need l-ladies for?

[:D]

[thatkindofguy]

[SUNNY GTFO THIS POST IS NOT FOR YOU]

...Friends?

[er, something like that]

[darksideofwar.livejournal.com]

[WHAT'S THAT, LOVE? THE DARKNESS IS COMING? HOOOO GAAAAWWWDDD!]

Are you sure you want all the ladies? [>:3]

[thatkindofguy]

NO, NOT AT ALL!

[dontshootplz.livejournal.com]

[:3]

Ladies?

[He pads over to Raikov, before slumping against the wall beside him.]

What, you got bored of harassing only one side of the gender equation?

[thatkindofguy]

No!

[vamplostispenis.livejournal.com]

Hello~

[thatkindofguy]

Hello!