PAIN HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THIS 'EVIL COBRA' THING

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

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[Everyone who Pain knows is not an Evil Cobra or one of their allies is getting a call on their radio or codec. Resistance, Soviet, dead peple (through Nexus magic!), other hall patrols, civilians, everyone who is not allied with or is an evil Cobra. ]

Hello, this is Pain from the hall patrols. There has been an invasion by the evil Cobra Unit that has resulted in death, destruction and chaos. I need your help to fight and destroy them. Please call me back or meet me in the theater on the seventh floor if you want to help. I'm not asking that you work with any of your enemies, just that you fight the evil Cobras. Avoid them and don't tell them anything if they catch you.

[He's been saying for a while that someone needs to stop them. That someone might as well be him.]

I'm counting on you. Please help me. Help us all!

 

Comments

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

Sentient, yes. There are a few others as well, but I don't know their official names. If we have them on our side, they could be very useful.

[Nods.]

Sorry; I'm not good at the subtle spy thing; I was more medic or muscle. I'll be careful, don't worry.

Each of us has different tastes, but the woods hold an appeal to us overall. Easy to camoflage and fight in, most of us can use our specialties there, and if we need to split up, we can easily. There's an open forest room in here, I think, so we could use that.

[old-gunslinger.livejournal.com]

Throwing them out there in the open is not enough, in any case. The Other Cobras won't take the bait so easily. Better if we found some way to use the Metal Gears to herd them into their fallback position. Or alternatively drive a wedge between them. We need their Boss under our thumb more than any of the others.

[Scratches chin.]

Do you have a floorplan of this place? I, er, gave mine away...

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

They aren't going to waltz up and try to steal one, no. Maybe one would try to sweet-talk an ignorant Otacon, but no outright theft. They're too smart for that.

We should try and start figuring out other ways to funnel them towards the forest, then.

[He nods and hands Ocelot a copy of the map Alek made for him earlier. The rooms are labled in English and Russian.]

This has all the rooms on it and such. It should be accurate for all rooms up to a few days ago. Feel free to give it away; I have more.