PAIN HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THIS 'EVIL COBRA' THING

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

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[Everyone who Pain knows is not an Evil Cobra or one of their allies is getting a call on their radio or codec. Resistance, Soviet, dead peple (through Nexus magic!), other hall patrols, civilians, everyone who is not allied with or is an evil Cobra. ]

Hello, this is Pain from the hall patrols. There has been an invasion by the evil Cobra Unit that has resulted in death, destruction and chaos. I need your help to fight and destroy them. Please call me back or meet me in the theater on the seventh floor if you want to help. I'm not asking that you work with any of your enemies, just that you fight the evil Cobras. Avoid them and don't tell them anything if they catch you.

[He's been saying for a while that someone needs to stop them. That someone might as well be him.]

I'm counting on you. Please help me. Help us all!

 

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[talktotheforest.livejournal.com]

[He notices the silence from The Pain, but doesn't really asks about it. He knows his comrade has way too many things in his head at the moment.]

You don't need to be sorry. All this situation is putting you under a lot of stress. I don't blame you for what you said.

And, I guess I could use some supplies. I'm not as prepared as I usually am. I didn't expect all this fighting.

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

...Thank you.

[He pulls out his map and describes where the End can find ammunition of all kinds, food, and rooms where he can get sunlight.]

I think that's everything. Do you need anything else?

[talktotheforest.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. It's really bad that all of this is on your back, but youa re strong. You'll do it.

[He pays attention to all the indications The Pain gives him.]

No, I don't think I need anything else. Now, I just need to coem up with a plan of some sorts. If you have anything that I can do, don't hesitate to let me know.

[actuallyhornets.livejournal.com]

I hope I...no, I will. I will keep this place safe, no matter what.

[He nods.]

We're planning to divide and conquer right now, although I'm not sure quite how yet. Watch out for your other self; he may be quite vicious.

I'll call you when I think of something or if something happens. Keep safe, will you? Death may only last three days, but I prefer my unit alive. I'm counting on you.