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[cartwheelzrcool.livejournal.com]

[Walks in, holding an axe, shirtless.  He breathes heavily, his eyes wide with rage.  His gaze darts to the side, focusing in on the wall.]

YOU CAN'T HAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[He begins hacking at the wall, a murky black substance seeping out from the planks of wood.]

Heh.... HEEEEH.

[He hobbles over to his fireplace and throws a log in, before bundling up in a woolen blanket.]

Comments

[cursedgrounds.livejournal.com]

[a deep rumbling comes from within. Then a swarm of flies break loose and overtake him.]

lol hey xD new here

[cartwheelzrcool.livejournal.com]

Ah piss.

[He flails around wildly and runs on the roof and jumps off into the lake.]

hi o_o

[cursedgrounds.livejournal.com]

[suddenly a cliche-looking Native ghost appears and shoves him back inside]

Re: hi o_o

[cartwheelzrcool.livejournal.com]

HONEEEEY COME DOWNSTAIRS.

[hunkers down and then stands up and runs up the stairs and kicks his wife's door down]

[cursedgrounds.livejournal.com]

[the walls start to gush blood and overtake the entire basement]

[cartwheelzrcool.livejournal.com]

[runs downstairs and since the first is more canon he goes and he saves the dog out of the goop and then comes back upstairs and drowns it in the lake]

[cursedgrounds.livejournal.com]

[chairs start sailing around crashing into everything]

[cartwheelzrcool.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAH

[grabs one of the chairs and sits on it to make it stop]

[cursedgrounds.livejournal.com]

[chair stops]

[Raiden's daughter comes down the stairs.]

"Daddy... I'm scared..."

[cartwheelzrcool.livejournal.com]

oh baby its okay

[foams at the mouth a little and saunters on over and gives her a bone crushing hug]

[cursedgrounds.livejournal.com]

[she turns into a demonic pig]

"HEH HEH HEH!"

[cartwheelzrcool.livejournal.com]

WOOOAOooOAH

[falls down the stairs and starts to drown in the blood]

aaaah HEelp

[cursedgrounds.livejournal.com]

[no one comes to help]

[BUT THEN SUDDENLY... the dog appears and jumps in the water and drags Raiden out and shakes off its fur and barks but the sound is off so it looks like a shitty karate movie]

[cartwheelzrcool.livejournal.com]

Oh dog you rea okay.

[lets out a sigh of relief and then chops it head off with an ax before crashing through the house window and going inside]

[screamingdolls.livejournal.com]

[A tiny screaming mantis wanders in after leaving the mythical creature room and looks around a bit confused]

[cartwheelzrcool.livejournal.com]

[foams at the mouth and steps on it]

[screamingdolls.livejournal.com]

[Still has her powers so she uses them to throw him away from her before getting squashed]

...

That's not amusing!

[cartwheelzrcool.livejournal.com]

[grunts and stares at her quietly, then walks outside and starts to chop some wood]

[screamingdolls.livejournal.com]

[Confused, so she follows him]

What are you doing?

[notesofbliss.livejournal.com]

[She's watching you, confused.]

[cartwheelzrcool.livejournal.com]

[Barrels up to her, ax a'swingin']

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

[Mantis stares.]

...at least you're not humping.

[cartwheelzrcool.livejournal.com]

[stares at him with rummy eyes, before throwing another log in the fire]

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

In the words of the Anasazi, what did that wall ever do to you?

[cartwheelzrcool.livejournal.com]

.... LOOK.

[points frantically]

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

At what?

[cartwheelzrcool.livejournal.com]

Ugh.

[walks upstairs and goes in the closet and shuts the door in Vulcan's face]

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

As said Achilles on the beach-

All right then.