[Woof]

[saltpeppered.livejournal.com]

[Snake grunts as he jerks awake, stiffly, since he fell asleep on the floor in the hallway real classy-like.  Next to him is an empty whiskey bottle.  He groans and runs his hands over his face and even though no one is around to see it, he's still embarrassed.  He hopes that he didn't do anything stupid.]

Hn?

[Something on his neck is 'itching' him.  Snake touches his neck to scratch and he feels something leathery.]

[He woke up with it on; a simple brown collar with soft, blue kidskin lining. He doesn't like it.  It has a damn ring on the front...where someone could potentially attach a lead.  Great.]

What...the Hell?

Why does this crazy shit always happen to me?

[This Nexus is really starting to get on his last nerve...and Snake's last nerve must be pretty strong-]

Comments

[saltpeppered.livejournal.com]

This wasn't my idea.

I woke up with this damn thing on.

[american-fox.livejournal.com]

Whoa, that's a lot more than I needed to know!

[It's getting harder not to laugh at him]

Maybe we should go somewhere and I'll help you take this off...

[saltpeppered.livejournal.com]

...

[Narrows his eyes.]





No thanks. I can manage on my own.

[american-fox.livejournal.com]

[Awwww]

Don't look at me like that.

You know I'm half kidding, right?

[saltpeppered.livejournal.com]

...

[Grumbles]



No; I don't.

[american-fox.livejournal.com]

What are you so upset about anyway? Did I do something wrong?

...It wasn't one of those 'future me's, was it? Those guys ruin everything

[saltpeppered.livejournal.com]

 

[saltpeppered.livejournal.com]

I don't know who did this to me.

In fact, I really don't care to find out.

[american-fox.livejournal.com]

Oh, right, I see: You'd prefer to just hang out here and sulk with a collar on.

[saltpeppered.livejournal.com]

[Sighs]

I'll figure a way out of it eventually.

No one else can seem to figure out how to get it off. It's indestructable so...It can't be removed by force.

I have to do something or figure out something I guess.

[american-fox.livejournal.com]

Huh. That is pretty weird.

Suits you though

[saltpeppered.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well-

I guess that the Nexus, somehow, thought it was a good idea.

[american-fox.livejournal.com]

You mean the building did this to you? So Para-Medic was right about all those crazy rooms...

[saltpeppered.livejournal.com]

I woke up with it on.

[He tugs at the ring on the collar.]