Sorry, guys, but Raiden's broken the Fourth Wall. Again.

[stillzprettiest.livejournal.com]

*The following codec transmission goes out to all parties.*

People write fan fiction of us.

Fan. Fiction.

Comments

[silverrevolver.livejournal.com]

Oh reeeeally?

I wonder how they portray me.

[stillzprettiest.livejournal.com]

Like a dirty, dirty old man with a right hand control problem. :P

[inside-a-box.livejournal.com]

..What.

[stillzprettiest.livejournal.com]

Stories, sir. Completely improbable situations, anatomically incorrect characters, sex scenes clearly written by people who've never even touched themselves, people getting off on the idea of rape--

*Shudders.*

There's not enough bleach in the world for my brain.

[inside-a-box.livejournal.com]

....

And they're of us, you're saying?

[nakedsnack.livejournal.com]

You mean bad fiction.

[silverrevolver.livejournal.com]

Well how bad can it be?

[nakedsnack.livejournal.com]

Well, can't get much worse than this RP, I think.

[btwparentkiller.livejournal.com]

...what in the world are you going on about, Jack?

[stillzprettiest.livejournal.com]

*He's just rambling now.*

Like it wasn't bad enough that I had to be raised as a child soldier by the man who murdered my parents, oh, no! I also have to be molested and/or sexually abused in some horribly traumatic fashion! And clearly only MORE NONCONENSUAL SEX will make it all better!

[btwparentkiller.livejournal.com]

[This is the sound of Solidus' brain breaking.]

[chibikojima.livejournal.com]

Oooh, has there been any of me, Raiden-san?

HTML fail

[stillzprettiest.livejournal.com]

Well, okay so some of it (http://yumi-chu.deviantart.com/art/Sakurai-thinks-it-s-pathetic-65134910) is kind of funny, but aren't you upset at all?

Re: HTML fail

[chibikojima.livejournal.com]

[Laughs and claps in amusement]

Oh that Miyamoto-san! He is so crazy!

Hahaha!! Hahahaha!!! Haha

haaaaaaaahh....

[wipes eyes]

No, of course not! I am flattered!

[otacon14112.livejournal.com]

*not too fazed by this*

Well... is it any good?

Hell, Otacon probably WRITES fanfic > >

[stillzprettiest.livejournal.com]

Isn't there a saying, "90% of everything is crap", or something like that?

This is, like, about over nine thousaaand a hundred times worse.

You know he does!

[otacon14112.livejournal.com]

It can't be that bad. I mean, there has to be some good stuff out there too...

[push-my-glasses.livejournal.com]

...I'm not surprised.

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

Hmm. The collective unconscious does have its...odd outlets.

[Ravenfrown >=(]

A little birdSomething tells me they forget I exist.

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

I would add that I disbelieve this nonsense of these individuals being titillated by imagining rape and molestation occuring to or being committed by....us. Surely a line must be drawn.

[dajoy.livejournal.com]

Come now, don't be so naive. Many people find rape, murder and molestation titillating or arousing. It's human nature.

[dopplegangster.livejournal.com]

[steps up beside Raven] You think you've been forgotten? Nobody loves the Octopus, man. [fake sadface]

Seriously, this is fucked up. [o.o] And why to they make Doctor Emmerich into such a woman. I mean, he's no pillar of masculinity, but jeez. [looks at a printout of a story and makes a face]

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

You did die quite early on into the incident. It was too bad, really. They never so much as got to see you in your own body.

Hmph. While I was fairly prominent. It seems we both get about the same amount of popularity.

[looks, curiosity overtaking prudence] What's that one?

[dajoy.livejournal.com]

What is fanfiction?

[char-lefave.livejournal.com]

Seconded. Do they just write about us when we're adults?