I see it, The Fear!

[bringthefear.livejournal.com]

[The sudden load cracks of someones arms being popped out of their socket filled the hall way. The fear jumped back onto the foreign, crawling up it until he reached a corner. This place was very different than where he had last been. Not a tree in sight, but his unnatural orbs were on the look out for one going by the name of 'Naked Snake.']


[The sound of his stealth camouflage being activated was the last thing that could have been heard in the hall. With a crossbow ready to fire at anything that moves, he waits for his prey. ]

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[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

[Dodge!] Yeah, and shooting at people who are likely to shoot back is much more efficient than oh, say, walking over to the goddamn kitchen. Or taking off your friggin' camo--but no, you can't do that because then the people you've been shooting at will find you!

[bringthefear.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh...

[He jumps to the other side of the wall.]

I Don't know where the kitchen is.

And.

I think the cow called, it wants it skin back. [Wooo! Bad insults.]

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

And there's no possible way to find out before resorting to cannibalism.

...why yes, I do wear leather. Moron.

[bringthefear.livejournal.com]

If cannibalism is what I have to do to get rid of your ugly ass, then so be it.

[Still having ninja/spider clanging action.]

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

I'm. Psychic.

...

And what, you enjoy gnawing on bones?

[bringthefear.livejournal.com]

[He hops down from the wall, because being invisible is no way to face a bondage wearing guy. ;D ]

You look like something that just waltzed out of a kinky room.

Are they your bones?

[His camouflage is off ]

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

Amazing. You're finally getting to the obvious insult that unimaginative shitheads snicker about from the moment they see me. I thought I'd never see the friggin' day.

Considering there's no way you can outsmart someone who can read your goddamn mind--or, for that matter, anything more intelligent than a goddamn Chia Pet, no!

[bringthefear.livejournal.com]

[He was totally not snickering when you said that.]

I think someone would have to be blind and deaf to enjoy someone like yourself.

Naked Snake is smarter than a chia pet...

What the hell is a Chia pet?

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

...nice segue. And good for you, finding a topic I'm really sensitive about. Idiot.

Didn't he kill you?

You'd probably eat it.

[bringthefear.livejournal.com]

You're sensitive about people liking you? How cute.

[He squats down, relatively tired from jumping from wall to wall.]

Maybe..

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

You found me out. I cried in my room every night when the popular kids picked on me in high school.

Considering you're so picky about your food that you vomited yourself to death? Yes.

[bringthefear.livejournal.com]

I'm not so picky, I'll eat you.

[That is, in no way meant to be perverted.]

Considering how disgusting you might taste.

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

Nrgk. Yes, shit-for-brains, that would be the point of my statement.

And you'll catch me how?

[bringthefear.livejournal.com]

I won't think when I attack you~

Maybe, I'll just keep my mind on FOOD~

[Nod, nod.]

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

If I could hear the sound of one hand clapping that is Liquid friggin' Snake's thought process, then I'm gonna be able to hear you thinking about not thinking!

[bringthefear.livejournal.com]

[You almost confused Fear for a moment.]

Why so hostile, bondage guy~?

And whats everyones fascination with that Liquid guy?