http://downtotheblood.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] downtotheblood.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fissionmailed2008-09-18 06:54 pm
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accented letters can kiss my ass.

[[Okay, chat. It's time.]]

[Octopus is just strollin' down a hallway, mindin' his own business, when sounds from inside a room catch his attention.]

Huh? Whazzat?

[Stepping cautiously into the room, he finds that the sound is coming from a small, slim electronic device with the words DON'T PANIC in large, friendly letters on the cover. DITTO, it says. A Transform Pokemon.]

Pokemon? Isn't that some game? [He reaches out to pick up the Pokedex, but--]

{What the fuck?!?}

[Looks like someone's been transformed into a Ditto.]

[[That's right, it's time to turn some people into Pokemon. Use the Pokedex to look up what kind they are, but beware - touching the Pokedex also turns you into one! For the next day you have the appearance, speech, and abilities of the Pokemon you are transformed into. Have fun, suckers.

Also, have a list of Pokemon.]]

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