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[owmytits.livejournal.com]

Well, this shows how bored she is:

Jackie is currently walking down the halls, reading a pocket dictionary she got from the library.

Yep, she's officially gone insane.

Bother?

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[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

[He walks by and spots the dictionary.]

Can you let me borrow this?

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

"Er, why?"

She looked up from reading the word "cylinder."

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

I need to learn insult words in English. These words work better when the other person understands you.

...Unless you would not mind teaching me some?

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

"Sure I'll help! There's asshole, jackass, faggot, jerk off, dick, fucker, and so many more!"

She smiled, as if happy to curse.

[hall-patrol.livejournal.com]

[Is taking notes on a small notepad.]

Thank you!

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

"No problem at all!"

[gaykko.livejournal.com]

[ Legs is stomping down the hall when... ]

?

[ What's this human doing? ]

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

"Eh? A-A GEKKO!?"

Her eyes widened.

[gaykko.livejournal.com]

[ What does this human have? Legs sends out a tentacle wire to investigate! ]

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

"WOAH! Wh-What are you doing!?"

[gaykko.livejournal.com]

[ Oh, it's a book! Legs' sensors scan to see what this human's reading... ]

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

She blinked.

"...You wanna see the book, uh, Mr... Gekko?"

[gaykko.livejournal.com]

[ It's a...dictionary! Ooh, Legs has one of those .D This human must be trying to learn words, too! But oh, this gekko doesn't know too many human words. It'll tell her, though. Maybe she doesn't know them! ]

"LILLY"
"LEGS"
"FOOT"
"FEET"

awwww Legs is so cute xD

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

"...D-Did you just... SPEAK!?"

She stared at it, wide-eyed.

[gaykko.livejournal.com]

[ Did...did this human girl know the words? .D Legs likes to think it did. ]

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

"Er, are those the only words you know..?"

[gaykko.livejournal.com]

[ Legs doesn't understand what she said so it pets her hair .D ]

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

She blinked. Was this Gekko... stroking her hair!?

"Erm, I guess you can't understand, but, um..."

[0ldsnake.livejournal.com]

What the Hell are you doing?

[Gives her a really odd look.]

...a dictionary?

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

"I'm bored. What did you expect, Snake?"

She smirked and continued to read. She was currently on the word "mitochondrion."

((I OPENED MY DICTIONARY TO A RANDOM WORD. DON'T JUDGE ME D:))

[0ldsnake.livejournal.com]

You and Otacon should talk.

[Rolls his eyes and refrains on stating openly just how nerdy she is at the moment.]

Don't you have a novel or something that you could read?

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

"Pfft, no. I grabbed the first thing I saw in the library, and that was this dictionary."

She flipped the page.

[0ldsnake.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right. [scoffs]

I think you chose it on purpose. [Smirks]

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

"Why would I choose it on purpose?"

She looked at him oddly.

[0ldsnake.livejournal.com]

Because you're a nerd.

[Nods matter-of-factly.]

...

[SMIRKS.]

DID YOU SAY... "NERD?"

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

"...I'm not a nerd!"

She pouted.

YES, ACTUALLY [LOL!!!]

[0ldsnake.livejournal.com]

Keep reading that reference book like it's Goddamned literature and everyone will start to think that.

[Can't wipe the smile off of his face.]

WHEN I SAY THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO SAY "NO, NODE."

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

"Hmph. Hey, it helps me learn new words that I can baffle people with!

especially vamp."

She rolled her eyes.

I KNOW, EXCEPT I -=DID=- MEAN 'NERD', NERD!!

[0ldsnake.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh...really?

You know, I was just kidding about the 'nerd' think but now I am not so sure!

...OH. >:|

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

She growled.

"Don't make me hurt you, old man."

AHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

[0ldsnake.livejournal.com]

That wouldn't be very nice. [Feigns pouting.]

You wouldn't do that to me because you are a nerd. Nerds just don't do that sort of thing. [Considers running but doesn't.]

STFU OR GTFO

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

"...EXCUSE ME!? WHY YOU-"

TRYING SO HARD TO KEEP CALM.

CAN'T STFU, SO...

[0ldsnake.livejournal.com]

WELL, I guess I better hit that old dusty trail...

[Old Dave strrretches his arms over his head and then his torso.]

>8C

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

"...That's it!"

She stomps over to him.

!

[0ldsnake.livejournal.com]

What?

[Leans back instinctively.]

hehehe >:3

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

Here Snake, HAVE A BIG PUNCH IN THE FACE! >8C

あ！？

[0ldsnake.livejournal.com]

[Dave takes that hit, square in the face. He staggers back and grabs his nose.]

RAIDEN! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!? [growls]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAAAAAAYIIIIING

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

"FOR BEING A FUCKING JACKASS TO ME ALL THE TIME!"

>:C

A!?

[0ldsnake.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT! Augh... [checks his nose to make sure it's not broken.]

Nosebleed. Great. Thanks.

[Storms out and to the bathroom.]

I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS YAY

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

"Good, you prick."

LOL, FAIL XD

[0ldsnake.livejournal.com]

[Yells from afar]

CAN IT, RAIDEN!

D:

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

"Hmph. Whatever."

She crosses her arms and taps her foot against the ground idly.