ALGEBRA CAN DIAF [dating sim???]

[girlwhocried.livejournal.com]

[Driven to temporary madness by how utterly moronic people can be, CW is now huddled in the middle of a large patch of grape hyacinths in an alcove of the courtyard, twitching slightly and muttering gutturally to herself. Her hair and clothes are also splattered with something red...

Probably because, painted in very large letters upon the walls of the courtyard, are the words:]

DECOY OCTOPUS LOVES VULCAN RAVEN

[CW continues to twitch.]

Algebra that, fuckers.

[As if CW can give points in this state, but whatever. Courtyards are romantic, right?]

Comments

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

Are you all right, Miss?

[girlwhocried.livejournal.com]

[Rocks quietly back and forth. Her voice is oddly stilted, higher than usual.]

Hello VR. Is the math gone now?

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

Yes. The math is gone.

[looks concerned]

Would you like some tea?

[guesstheaccent.livejournal.com]

[Passes by the sign once, not noticing a thing.]

[DOUBLETAKE]

[...]

[And a bit of her brain breaks.]

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

Not to be rude, but..

Duh.

[downtotheblood.livejournal.com]

WHAT? QUIET, YOU!

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

You're the one who borderline molested him in front of a large crowd for Christs sake.

[downtotheblood.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Oh fuck me. This is not good.

Octopus rushes from the courtyard and returns a few moments later with a bucket of soapy water and a squeegee-onna-stick.

As surreptitiously as one can wash off giant letters, he's trying to do it.]

[girlwhocried.livejournal.com]

[CW howls at the interloper.]

NNOOOO! BEGONE, FOUL ALGEBRA DEMON!

[downtotheblood.livejournal.com]

Alge...? What? [Hey, that chick has red paint all over her...!] Did you do this, kid?

[epic-advice.livejournal.com]

Um...

Is there someone here who didn't know that...?

[downtotheblood.livejournal.com]

Et tu, Donnie?

[jadedmercenary.livejournal.com]

[His brain just broke.]

[alittlebitofjoy.livejournal.com]

[wandering around innocently in the garden, massive red letters catch her attention. With a quirked eyebrow, Lilly beelines towards it and gasps when she sees the culprit.]

[Waving an accusing finger, Lilly shrieks,]PINEAPPLE!? of course you WOULD ruin that pretty wall with red paint!

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...

[blinks a few times] Hey, isn't Raven that really really tall guy that handed out yummy fortune cookies? I haven't found a penny yet...

[girlwhocried.livejournal.com]

[CW's voice is a low distorted screech.] I had to. No one would listen. They were blinded by science algebra. They could not see the truth!

[Suddenly notices she's been talking to a little girl. Children, the one thing more frightening than algebra! Fetal position, maybe it'll go away!]

[ego-not-emo.livejournal.com]

So, who's Decoy Octopus?

[myfedorarocks]

My father.

[crisiscontrol.livejournal.com]

That's not fair...

[girlwhocried.livejournal.com]

[CW cackles.] You know what else it's not? It's not algebra.

[extremesnake.livejournal.com]

Good to know. I'll keep it in mind.

[crisiscontrol.livejournal.com]

Hey, can you believe this?

[Points at the graffiti]

[thatkindofguy]

What.

[legendarysolid.livejournal.com]

...

[laughs and walks on by.]

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, we really need to encourage people around here to hump. Christ almighty.

[girlwhocried.livejournal.com]

Ah-hah! So you admit it wasn't algebra! [Slightly mentally unbalanced, at the moment... well, slightly more than usual.]