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[sweetocelot.livejournal.com]

Oh...




A-am I lost? Oh, this simply won't do!

Raideena, where did you go? We need to have a little girl-to-girl chat!
Otaconnie, I found this cute bag I think you'd like! I know you're not into all that girly stuff, but at least take a look.
And Snakette...don't think I'm done with you.

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[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

[Mantis stares for a good thirty seconds.]

What--

Why--

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR PANTS

[sweetocelot.livejournal.com]

Don't I look cute like this? [smiles devilishly]

[foxhoundmantis.livejournal.com]

[asfdgasdhasfasdgasdgsafashZZZZAAAAAAPPPP] NO

...oh. right.

[A business card floats in front of her:

(http://pics.livejournal.com/foxhoundmantis/pic/0000cf16/)

And flips:

(http://pics.livejournal.com/foxhoundmantis/pic/0000d433/)]

[a-sign-of-rain.livejournal.com]

[Oh my, it's another daughter. And Ilya is quite right.]

Yes, er, Ocelot. That's- I don't really- That's hardly appropriate apparel to go out in public.

[sweetocelot.livejournal.com]

Oh, daddy! [pouts] You never let me do anything! [spins a hairdryer angrily]

[proverbmachine.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, I love that jacket!

I might have worn a skirt with it or something but... uhm... What do I know about fashion? [nervous giggle]

[sweetocelot.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

...

[unimpressed stare]

...You look cute too.

[proverbmachine.livejournal.com]

[...................... H-hey...!]

......

[is suddenly taken back to middle school, apparently.]

And that pink barrette of yours toootally matches.

[blackboard-hax.livejournal.com]

... w. t. f.

[sweetocelot.livejournal.com]

o. m. g?

[alittlebitofjoy.livejournal.com]

....HI~.

[ eyeballs the newcomer's very awesome coat and other apparel. She blinks a few times and cocks her head to the side. ]

You don't have any pants...were you going to play airplane?

[sweetocelot.livejournal.com]

Huh? You look like---
nah.



s-she's so cute...

[carrioncannon.livejournal.com]

Truly, the will of creation is beyond mortal ken.

[liquidocelot.livejournal.com]

...

1/2

[sweetocelot.livejournal.com]

...

[sweetocelot.livejournal.com]

You bitch! Are you trying to steal my style?

Oh my god, you look so...antique! T-this is embarrassing!

[cougar-78.livejournal.com]

That... is disturbing.

[oldbox.livejournal.com]

Your secretly a man, aren't you?

[a-sinister-man.livejournal.com]

[The existence of a tiny, cute female Ocelot is a sign that something is very wrong with the world.]

...What.

[sweetocelot.livejournal.com]

Oh...[inspects him]

Your arms, they look so...strong~

[owmytits.livejournal.com]

"...No pants?"

She looked at this Ocelot oddly.

[sweetocelot.livejournal.com]

OH, RAIDEENA, HONEY! So this is where you've been!

[inb4guilt.livejournal.com]

...?

Pants.. they're good things, y'know.

[nyannalot.livejournal.com]

[Annadamalot, still, unfortunately, a trap, is now witness to this, the TRUE moe!Ocelot. And she looks much better. She'd scream, but...really.]

You know what?

I think I've lost my fucking mind already. I might need to go find more of those fruity little drinks with the sugar...

[sweetocelot.livejournal.com]

C-Cat ears! How cute!