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[noneedtoswap]

[With the coming of December, comes the coming of different things for the Nexus. One new thing you can find atop random doors is mistletoe-]


[-and it's only when you're nearby does a counter of KISSES (0/1) appear above your head. Nothing happens if you ignore it and nothing happens if you obey it. Do you indulge?]

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[cardboard_boss]

No, I mean I have no idea why the mistletoe is there and why there is a counter. Probably someone's idea of a joke. [Yeah, that was it.

Snake studied Ocelot for a moment before, CQC'ing him to the ground. There. Happy now, Ocelot? You've been owned by the Boss.]

[youre_pretty_terrible]

Ocelot yelped as he was suddenly thrown headfirst into the ground. goddamnit.

"Fine. I'll take that as a no and we'll be stuck here for eternity because you're a stubborn american dog."

That was not at all the challenge he had issued. His flirtatious plan had failed again because Naked snake cannot or does not want to understand what let me shove my tongue in your mouth means.

He huffed.