Danger zone

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

[A cat-eared Liquid is walking through the halls, tail lashing. There is a half-empty bottle of bourbon in one hand and something else in the other.]

[He is shouting at no one.] Yes, I know he was an imbecile! We fought every time we were in the same room! We spent full days insulting and punching one another! He drove me mad!

[He takes a swig from the bottle, then leans against the wall.]

God, I miss him.

[He hangs his head as he laments]

We were just beginning to tolerate one another now and then. Why did the idiot have to disappear? There were times when he...I could almost say he...wasn't so bad.

[His face crumples into an expression of unbearable sadness.]

We never even finished watching his ridiculous film.

[The object he holds is a video of Top Gun.]

((Drunk, kitty-ified Liquid misses xmas_is_here. Laugh, commiserate, steal his bourbon.))

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[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

Mriph mrot- [Liquid removes the bandanna from his mouth and indignantly continues] It's not funny!

[He looks from Snake to Hal, to the twitching tip of his own tail]

...maybe it's a little funny.

[no-philanthropy.livejournal.com]

[David reaches to take his bandanna back while they wait for the mirthful scientist to calm down.]

You two...[Not that that seems to be happening right away]...perfectly ridiculous.

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

[Liquid growls and snatches at it] Mine.

[a wounded look, ears twitching] We are not.

[no-philanthropy.livejournal.com]

[David snatches it right back.] No it's not, kitten.

[Hal still appears to be very amused, but his curious, scientific mind has shaken off its sleep.] I wonder how many other instincts and features that room gave you...maybe now you regulate your temperature through your ears?

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

I'm not really a cat, Hal. It's simply that Snake's bandanna is fascinating-

[then he growls at Snake]

[and]

[POUNCE]

[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

[Couches aren't very good places to pounce people on. David grabs the irate blond and rolls them over onto the floor, Liquid on the bottom.]

No. Bad kitty.

[Hal snorts another laugh before admonishing] Snake, don't tease him like that...

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

[Liquid's back thumps on the floor]

[purrs] Very bad kitty.

[his hands work up Snake's shirt, then scratch down his back as he kisses him hard]

[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

[Oh well, that changes everything.]

[David growls and bites at Liquid, bruising his neck as he wrestles with the man.]

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

Ngh- biting? That makes you a dog then, David.

[He tries to flip him over and pin him long enough to look over his shoulder at Hal] Come here and make him behave.

[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

Heh, you think so, huh?

[He's pinned, but not for long. Using his body as a lever, he manages to throw Liquid's weight to the side.]

[Then dives after him for a full-scale wrestling match.]

[Hal prudently decides to stay on the couch and watch.]

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

Ngh!

[Oh now it's on bitch]

[nobody messes with kittyQuid]

[his tail lashes as he grapples with Snake]

Take this!

[secret move: arsegrab!]

Hmmm....

[squeeze squeeze]

That is distracting.

[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

[His arse could be classified as a WMD; weapon of mass distraction.]

[David jumps a little at the groping, quickly smacking Liquid's hands away.]

That counts as a foul, you know.

[It's a dirty trick, but it works. Liquid now has David on his back.]

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

I know. I just don't care.

[Smacked away or not, his hands go right back to work]

So firm~ &hearts

[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

[David squirms and tries to escape the wandering hands.]

Cheater.

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

Ah-ah. You're not getting away.

[You're getting pinned and kissed.]

[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

[He grumbles, but kisses back and cops a feel of his own in retaliation.]

[Innocently] So, how'd you like the movie?

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

[Snake always has the best revenge]

[dreamily] Movie? Oh, right, that. It was all right.

[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

[David pouts]

Only all right?

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

The company is better.

[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

Can't argue with that.

[Gonna just...reach up and pet those ears now.]

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

Mrrr.

[Liquid's tail curls into a question mark. He rolls a bit so he can lean against Hal's legs.]

Good. Then you can shut up and pet me.

[stealthygenius.livejournal.com]

[He chuckles low in his throat.] Yes, Sir.

[Hal reaches down to pet and stroke at Liquid's still-puffed out tail.]

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

I like it when you call me that. [It makes heat stir in his belly.]

[Liquid stretches out between the two men. He does love being the center of attention]

[he sighs in pleasure] Perhaps that room isn't all bad.

[no-philanthropy.livejournal.com]

[Hal pipes up] Do you remember where it is?

[It might be fun to see what he'd get...]

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

[Liquid gives him directions.]

What, is there someone you want to throw in? Be careful. When I tossed in the torturer, it got me as well.

[snickers] It did give him hyena ears, though. Worth it.