Danger zone

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

[A cat-eared Liquid is walking through the halls, tail lashing. There is a half-empty bottle of bourbon in one hand and something else in the other.]

[He is shouting at no one.] Yes, I know he was an imbecile! We fought every time we were in the same room! We spent full days insulting and punching one another! He drove me mad!

[He takes a swig from the bottle, then leans against the wall.]

God, I miss him.

[He hangs his head as he laments]

We were just beginning to tolerate one another now and then. Why did the idiot have to disappear? There were times when he...I could almost say he...wasn't so bad.

[His face crumples into an expression of unbearable sadness.]

We never even finished watching his ridiculous film.

[The object he holds is a video of Top Gun.]

((Drunk, kitty-ified Liquid misses xmas_is_here. Laugh, commiserate, steal his bourbon.))

Comments

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

....why are you making sense?

Of course there are. That's why I have to give them all I have while I can. All of them.

[gives him an accusing look, as though he was about to argue] There really aren't that many.

[likeavamp.livejournal.com]

Because I am not drunk.

[He shrugs and holds his hands up in a placating manner.]

There may even be more than you think.

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

Even sober you usually don't make good points like that.

[regards him unsteadily] What are you talking about?

[likeavamp.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it is because we have never spoken of such things.

[He shrugs.] Only that Liquid Snakes tend to be thought of highly here.

[whyamisobritish.livejournal.com]

Usually our conversations are mostly you trying to get into my trousers.

Popularity. [He laughs unsteadily.] I never expected to have that.

[likeavamp.livejournal.com]

At least I am consistent.

[He waves his hand] Yes, yes, you were raised to be a perfect soldier, who eats bullets for breakfast and whose tears would cure cancer if you ever cried. And now you are also well-liked. Congratulations, and all that.