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...Am I Dreaming Again?

[Look, it's another Snake! However, there's something different about this one... (His bio is in his profile)]

"What's going on here?"

He quickly examined his surroundings. A series of long white hallways with equally unfamiliar doors surrounded him. He narrowed his eyes and tightened his grip on the spatula.

"James! George! I swear, if you made Jack and Otacon to go along with your pranks again, I'm gonna set my huskies on you two!"

*First time roleplayer. Please be nice.*

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Very patiently.

Right, right. Anyway, once Frank hit what we guessed was his sixteenth birthday some of the men and I decided to take him out and get him some practical social exposure.

To make a long story short, Miller and I ended up in chorus girl outfits while having to escape with the unconscious kid from a strip joint through a bathroom window.

...

What's a "strip joint"? Do you know Master Miller?

...are you sure you're 24? You're education has been seriously neglected.

[If this wasn't one of his hated clone-spawn, he'd look for a strip club in the nexus for another practical demonstration. Couldn't be any worse than Frank's party.]

"Master" Miller...heh, right. Yeah, I know him.

Can't say he ever mentioned you.

!

[Wait a minute; that's not right...]

Okay Daniel or Derek or whatever the Hell they named you, let's hear what your world's like.

It's David. Who are you anyway?

[He chewed on the lollipop stick wearily. Just a little annoyed.]

...I'm a civilian living with Master Miller in Alaska.

[He doesn't think he should reveal too much information. Best not to mention his brothers or his friends until asked.]

Yeah, Donald, whatever.

A civilian, huh? Where I'm from, you sure as shit aren't some pansy-ass civilian.

[A small headache was starting to build up. He tighten his grip on his spatula. BB better watch out. He's quite dangerous with that spatula. Even his Master thinks so. :D )

Oh, if you're military, you should know better than to underestimate anybody. Civilian or not.

[He sighed and started to walk away. This guy...didn't quite seem right in the head. And he still needed to gather more intel on this "nexus" place Dr. Clark mentioned. Not to mention that this guy still seems painfully familiar except he can't place him.]

Hah! Like you could beat me even if you were in the military!

[Going to search for someone sane now. Pretty used to these taunts from James. :D )

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...Am I Dreaming Again?

Cool~

~Excuse me, busying LMAO-ing :D

Clueless Snake is still innocent

/Makes things up

...Corrupting Minds Again?

That depends. Did it work? 1/2

2/2

Nope. This Snake was not only uneducated about sex, but warned to stay away from it. :D

Poor guy's been sent straight to random sex central

I'm Sure he'll adapt as soon as he find some responsible adults...right?

He's doomed

LOLs. Can he beat up someone with THIS face?