ADVENTURE! FORTUNE! FAME! EXPERIENCE POINTS!

[roll-for-init.livejournal.com]

Standing before you is the entrance to a large dungeon, filled with traps, treasure, and horrible creatures. Within this dungeon lurk four iconic Dungeons and Dragons monsters. Are you brave enough to face them?

Beholder, Lawful Evil, Challenge Rating 13


Displacer Beast, Lawful Evil, Challenge Rating 5


Mind Flayer, Lawful Evil, Challenge Rating 8


Rust Monster, Neutral, Challenge Rating 3

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[neurotic-insect.livejournal.com]

[He was born in rural Russia in 1970. He accepts that there are big guns and big people and big governments and lots of other scary things that he knows how to deal with. Show him a bug of any kind roughly the size of a pony, and his first thought is to run away and kill it. Preferably in that order.]

[The experience points are a bummer, but he sighs and edges along the wall before breaking out into a flat run far and away from the dungeon. He refuses to explore a place that spawns creatures like that. He runs and runs and doesn't stop until he finds the bar, grabs a couple of bottles of vodka and heads back to his place to drink away that image until he passes out good and hard.]