Not everything. [He demurs and taps the open book in front of him] But I'm working on it.

We find it to be much more interesting than drear Mundania.

[Humfrey grumbles and clears his throat before turning to dig through another pile of knickknacks. After a moment, he brings out an ornate box labeled TEAS.]

There are some teacup roses in the cupboard to your right. Fetch me two ready ones.

[The cupboard will reveal a small plant with several delicate teacups growing in the place of the blossoms.]