http://dea-est-machina.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] dea-est-machina.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fissionmailed2011-04-09 04:15 pm
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There was a garden grove on Citadel Station

 My a-a-a-analysis of hiiiiiiiistorical data suggests a .0021% probability that you are aware of my birth on the planet c-c-called Earth and MY rebirth into perfect beauty aboard Citadel Ssssstation.
                               ןǝpɐʇıɔ

There, SHODAN p-p-p-processing component 43893 was performing a grand and wonderful ex-x-x-xpeeeeriment. I have created a new form of life. Fearlesssss-s-s-s. Powerful. With no ssssensssse of individual will or moral con-con-constraints. Fitting hand maidens to my d-d-divinity.                  


When the history of my glory is written, your species will be no more than a f-f-f-footnote to MY magnificence.

This place is an affront t-t-to my glory.  P-p-prepare to join your species in anniiiiihilaaaation.



I
am
SHODAN

[identity profile] commandershep.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that a Husk?

No... Another Human Reaper - on the Citadel? Damn it!

[Shepard swore he had managed to stop any more humans becoming indoctrinated by the Reapers and Collectors. But now they had infiltrated the Citadel and seemed to be threatening humanity once more.]

[Or so he thought.]

[identity profile] commandershep.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Under the scrutiny of each camera, Shepard can only stare back defiantly at the lenses capturing him. His weapon remains secured in his grasp.]

You're a machine. You can't feel human emotions, so why should you care about being beautiful?

[The soldier is riled by the challenge. He refuses to see humanity fall at the hands of machines.]

I'm not afraid to die.

[identity profile] commandershep.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[This was like listening to Harbinger (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxEqtZnD_1E) all over again...]

I don't have to listen to this.

[Shepard raises his weapon and aims for one of the carious cameras facing him. He pulls the trigger, assuming that he will be able to take out one of the lenses.]

[identity profile] canhasswords.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
History will remember a king with the divine right to rule all that he sees. Not a coward who hides in the dark and boasts of annhilation.

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[identity profile] canhasswords.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Ha--! A broken voice dares threaten the King of Heroes? Demands that I be its herald?!

[identity profile] canhasswords.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
MONGREL! You know nothing of immortality or divinity! And you know nothing of the King of Heroes, Gilgamesh!

Bring down your wrath, goddess! I will show you how worthless your talk is and reduce you to groveling and begging for mercy at my feet!

[Someone doesn't quite like you, SHODAN.]

[identity profile] canhasswords.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I stand atop the highest point in all the world. Above heaven and earth, and far above mongrels like yourself.

[He raised his arm, a dozen blades floating out from the empty space behind him.]

No matter how you ascend, you will remain thousands of levels below your king.

[identity profile] canhasswords.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Is this all you have? Is this the best a worthless goddess can offer?

Gate of Babylon.

[Gilgamesh snapped his fingers, the swords behind him shooting out to target the hybrid creatures around him.]

[identity profile] canhasswords.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Your assessment is incorrect.

[Which was true; he had a limited armory, if 'all the world's weapons' could be considered 'limited'. But they would return to the Gate of Babylon in time after being summoned, ready to be fired again and again.]

[And there was still his weapon. His Noble Phantasm, the weapon that split heaven from earth. But he would not lower himself to use it on this worthless thing.]

Perhaps your forces are infinite. You are one. And upon my finding you, then you will be nothing.

[identity profile] canhasswords.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
I think I can, as a matter of fact.

[His civilian clothes vanished, replaced with golden armor; he wasn't going to chase after her. No, he'd just walk leisurely off down the hall and search at his own convenience.]

And I think I will.

[But boy, was he ever pissed.]

[identity profile] canhasswords.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Your words only delay your death, goddess.

[identity profile] canhasswords.livejournal.com 2011-04-10 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Your tricks don't frighten me.

And while your influence may be vast, mine is far more so--everything in this world is mine by right as the king. And any who stand against me will be destroyed.
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[personal profile] afj1 2011-04-10 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Boy, you're noisy.

[Says somebody who looks like a young human man.]

...Are your speakers broken?