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Valentines Shenanigans

[Valentine's Day was not something that Liquid paid attention to. In this place, dates meant little, especially when you had little incentive to pay attention to them. He had never before honored the date of this particular holiday. It meant little enough to him for it to have slipped his mind entirely. He was, however, on the prowl for Ocelot. For such a blatantly noticeable person, he was awkward to track. Good grief. Eventually, he simply lifted his hand to his ear and activated the codec.]

[CALL: PUSH SELECT]

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I hadn't realised that was so close.

[A thoughtful look.]

We should celebrate, shouldn't we?

Oh, I already have an idea. Something just a little different than usual.

[He steps closer and pulls out a gun from his holster... but it's not his usual revolver, it's a mk.22. He spins it around his forefinger.]

Remember when we used to fight for the right to have our way with the other?

[A laugh.]

Of course I remember that. It would be hard to forget. What are you suggesting?

Well, it's been awhile. And I miss the challenge.

But I want to do something different. We've beaten the he'll out of each other plenty of times... how about a stealth challenge? One of us runs and hides... the other one hunts.

[His shoulders shake with laughter.]

That does sound like fun... although it would be far too simple in these halls. Should we use one of the rooms as a stage?

The jungle room might be a good spot for this... [Ocelot doesn't let on that he's already rigged the room.]

we can each use whatever items and weapons we want, as long as we're not pointing anything lethal at the other.

[He waves the mk.22 for emphasis.]

[He draws his own from his belt, showing it to Ocelot.]

That sounds like a plan. Although I feel almost over-advantaged with you in that outfit.

What do you mean by that? This is an elite special forces outfit.

[Yeah he doesn't get it.]

...You wear spurs and bright red clothing. Quite noticeable.

It's not that obvious. I've seen men sneak around undetected with spurs in westerns.

Those are staged! Can't you tell the difference between movies and real life? You jingle all the way.

It's hardly noticeable! They just make me look cool.

[Oh dear god, he's in a relationship with a five year old.]

Fine. [Jeez, he'll keep his advantage.]

Same stakes as we used to have?

Hmn.

Total domination, no complaining.

I'll be the hunter. I want to keep my tracking skills in shape... and I'm interested in seeing if you're as stealthy as your father.

Want to switch after a set amount of time if I don't catch you, or stay prey?

I am prey for no man. We will switch.

[Although he knows full well he's nowhere near as stealthy as the other two. He's more combat-based. This is a disadvantage.]

Alright. If I trap you or knock you out, you're done.

We'll switch in 2 hours, if you're still able to move.

I will be. You can trust in that. However, it doesn't count if I get out of the trap before you get to me.

Right.

[Ocelot lightly reached for Liquid's hand. He pulled from his pocket a pair of digital watches, set them both to count down 180 minutes, and strapped one over the other man's wrist.]

[Then he slapped Liquid on the ass.]

Get moving. I'll wait here for 10 minutes while you get to the room and hide yourself.

[ASDFGKHJL!]

[He shoots Ocelot a look and heads off to the Jungle room to hide. Ugh, stupid watches. So uncomfortable.]

Edited 2011-02-15 02:06 (UTC)

[Ocelot waits the 10 minutes, then patiently follows. Once he gets to the room, he walks inside, glancing around for signs of the other man.]

[Less than five minutes into the room and Liquid found himself caught upside down in a snare trap.]

...tch. DAMMIT, OCELOT! YOU CHEAT!

[Well, it was flattering and amusing. Snip goes the rope thanks to the knife in Liquid's boot and he falls to the ground with a thud. He hits, rolls and darts into the jungle to hide.]

[Ocelot quickly arrived at the spot he heard the yelling. He checked the cut rope, smiled to himself, then circled the spot like a dog picking up a scent, pausing when he spotted the marks left by Liquid falling and sprinting away.]

...There's nothing cheating about it. You agreed on the rules, we can use any item we want.

[He laughed again, then tapped something under his jacket. A ripple went over him, and he disappeared.]

Edited 2011-02-15 06:30 (UTC)

[If Liquid had seen that he would have been very amused at Ocelot's cunning. Annoyed, but amused. As it was, he had changed tactics. Taking to the upper branches of the trees to avoid leaving tracks. It was not as silent as he could be, but it was close.]

[Ocelot took to a silent movement, or so he believed. He walked slowly, listening for the rustle of plants, moving in the direction of the initial footprints.]

[A leaf fell in front of him. He thought it might be an animal, but then he caught a glimpse of skin through the foliage.]

[He could have gone for the mk.22 for some easy shots, but Ocelot was overconfident, as usual. With the stealth camo, he wanted to surprise Liquid by grabbing him. So he started climbing.]

[Liquid stilled, hearing the sound, and suddenly bolted off to the left, disappearing into the greenery. He moved fast, using his rare agility to leap from tree to tree before suddenly dropping, rolling and hiding behind a tree. He closed his eyes and listened for Ocelot.]

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