http://still-a-rookie.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] still-a-rookie.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fissionmailed2011-01-18 05:54 pm

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[There's something that looks tasty and generously topped with whipped cream sitting out in a random hallway. A parfait of some kind, based on the glass it's in.]

[Two unusual Snakes are hiding out nearby, watching. Waiting.]

[So, who will be the first to fall to temptation ?]

[((The "parfait" is actually that nasty idek that Silver Snake cooked up the other day. When Snakes get bored, things like this happen. If you happen to be someone Silver or Snake likes, they might pop out of hiding to save you from the botched pancake mix, otherwise, they're going to laugh at your pain.))]

[identity profile] merylgearsolid.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Who in their right mind would eat anything just sitting out on the floor?

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Depends on what it's going to do to your digestive system.

[identity profile] thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
I think... half of the people here.

[And you call yourself a video game protagonist.]

Hmm... if you put egg in it, or milk, or both, then probably a lot.

[identity profile] merylgearsolid.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
I said who in their right mind.

And that's what the book said to put in it. There was flour, too.

[identity profile] thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yea, but that crap is undercooked as hell. And how long was it sitting out? It's probably gone bad by now.

[identity profile] merylgearsolid.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, probably.

Can't say I envy you.

[identity profile] thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, you knew that it could be fatal?

[She's too strong to let one incredibly bad meal stop her.]

[identity profile] merylgearsolid.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Like I said, you weren't exactly the intended target. Maybe if you hadn't sucked the whole damn thing down your throat like that...

[identity profile] thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Then someone else would have.

[identity profile] merylgearsolid.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Not unless they yanked it out of your hands.

[identity profile] thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
It looked like a dessert; someone would try and take it sooner or later.

[identity profile] merylgearsolid.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
...

You know, you're right about that, but you shouldn't be.

[identity profile] thoserookieeyes.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure that common sense doesn't apply here.