colonelcrotchgrab: (☭ Got no patience)
Евгений Борисович Волгин ([personal profile] colonelcrotchgrab) wrote in [community profile] fissionmailed2011-01-15 06:39 pm

BIG SWEATY GYM TIMES/TORTURE

[The Nexus gym is particularly loud and noisy today, as someone is in there barking orders like a standard drill sergeant, except the said orders are in Russian. The treadmill is rattling and rolling at a high speed, and there is the sound of feet clopping along on it in their frantic rhythm.

At the back corner upon entry, there is the large, imposing figure of Volgin, still quite large and still very imposing even in casual dress. He is currently overseeing the forced fitness regimen of one of the Raikovs he had come to grow some attachment to (as he is aware of clones in this place, but still grasping the concept). Fed up with this pattern of fattening Raikovs, the Soviet giant is determined to rectify the problem. Once a GRU colonel in charge of his own unit (in this Volgin's particular case), the proper care and maintenance of his men was a high priority and body shape was among those concerns.

No man looked like Volgin at his age without proper self-discipline! Like a good commanding officer, he feels it is his proper duty to keep his men in shape if they are so foolish as to let their discipline slip. There would be consequences.

Starting with this one.

Whenever Raikov's pace slackens, Volgin coolly holds a hand out, and a good electric probe to his asscheek helps him right back along. His face is locked for the time being into a stony indifference. No matter what sounds Raikov makes or how much he complains: There is a price to pay for letting such a beautiful body grow soft, and there will be correction.]

((OOC: Open post, anyone is free to walk in and interact in any way you see fit! Sometimes they're both there, sometimes Ivan is left there and Volgin is off doing something in another room. Pretty briefly, if he's out.))

I SHOULD HOPE SO. UNLESS YOU WERE JUST PAYING LIP SERVICE.

[identity profile] notapapertiger.livejournal.com 2011-01-17 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Raikov held his breath at that, not moving. He simply allowed it - and why wouldn't he? It was the Colonel, after all. It wasn't as if Ivan was going to mind.]

Did you expect otherwise, Colonel?

[Frankly, if Ivan Raikov had discovered an inch of fat on his body he would probably have screamed.]

...OH, FINE. IT BETTER NOT HURT FOR LONG, MISTER.

[identity profile] notapapertiger.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? [That explains the harried look on the other Raikov's face.]

I can hardly see why, unless they've been idle here for far too long. But... [He hesitates.] I can't imagine what they're thinking. Ruining such a perfect body?

[Narcissistic? Yes.]

/RAIKOV SMOOTHIE

[identity profile] notapapertiger.livejournal.com 2011-01-20 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[HELL YEAH, NEEDLESS VIOLENCE!]

Colonel, I must beg forgiveness. The one you accompanied here is the first one I've seen here myself.

[Raikov's reply comes easily and honestly. He has absolutely no idea where the others are.]

THE BEST KIND OF SMOOTHIE

[identity profile] notapapertiger.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
A couple of weeks. Not long at all, really. [He salutes, a little more playfully this time.]

Do you want me to go on a "Raikov hunt", Colonel? I can take a roll call of the ones I find.

[And probably get electrocuted by the one that's actually Volgin. :D]

[identity profile] notapapertiger.livejournal.com 2011-01-24 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Sir, I will make it a priority!

[He smiled brightly, pleased by the compliment. Approval from the Colonel was always something to treasure. And disapproval had to be avoided. At any cost.]