fissionmailed | TWIRLING ROOM. COME TO FAIL?

[This one-armed Ocelot had been warned about the rooms. That didn't scare him, of course. They didn't seem to be dangerous, from what he'd heard, and he had to admit he was curious. All of the rooms he'd been in so far seemed boring, however - until he stepped into a room full of things. There were many tables and shelves, filled with everything from ornaments to candles to batons. Interesting. Or it was, until he realised he couldn't leave.

Drawing his gun out, ready, he absently spun it in his hand as he looked around for another exit. There was a strange chime and he paused, glancing around warily before looking up. There was a counter above his head.]

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Oh... now this will be amusing.

[He snickered, deciding to stick around for a while. There would be a lot of fail here. A lot of it.]

(You have to successfully twirl something to escape. Anything, from a gun to a pencil - but it has to be done properly. If you drop it, you fail and need to start over. If someone helps you, you need to start over. If you cheat (glue, rubber bands, anything to keep it up - oh bby), you'll have an extra thing to twirl to escape. If you can't, the Nexus might just give up on you and kick you out!)

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[JUST KIND OF WANDERS IN]

[...WAIT]

What the hell is that?

[THERE'S SOMETHING ABOVE HIS HEAD AND HE CAN'T GET IT OFF]

[IT MIGHT MEAN...HE HAS TO............TWIRL SOMETHING]

Let's see...

Got it!

[aw yeaaah]

[doot doot]

[annny time now]

[FLINGS HIS JACKET AWAY.........wait no he should have twirled it dammit]

[OH WELL]

[if you're going to do something, might as well do it all the way...]

[AWESOME]

[no one cares about continuity errors, go away]

[AT LAST]

[THIS COUNTS AS TWIRLING, RIGHT????]

Dammit!

[HOW ABOUT THIS???]

[.......wait hold on let him get it started]

[THIS????]

[TRY, TRY AGAIN?]

[?????]

... [Nnnnnno, but the Room (and Ocelot) wants you out of its sight now, kthx. Because OH DEAR GOD, WHAT. Here, have a point. Have a billion points. JUST STOP DOING THAT.]

[Yaaaaaaaaaaay!]

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