Tricky...

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

[Para-Medic was quite bored with things lately.

That was why, after a comedy movie marathon, she had decided to liven things up a little. In an entirely fun way, of course. So she simply formulated a playful little plan. She had what she needed in her inventory, after all, and it was a shame not to use them. Crouching down in a closet, she let the door stay just a few inches open. Long enough to slip the GA-KOs she'd wound up through it and set them walking down the hall. Peoples' reactions would be funny and she had a video camera she'd been working on mastering ready to see them. What was more fun was that the duckies had little notes fixed into their beaks. Things like "There is someone watching you" and "Help, I've been eaten by ducks". There was one special one she'd kept in case of a certain person showing up.

Ah, duckies and chaos.]

(Para-Medic's in a playful mood. Want to get confused by a rubber duckie leaving you messages, or just find her in the closet? Either will do. She's not exactly well-hidden.)

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[let-mama.livejournal.com]

[Quirking a brow, Mama lifts her shades to look down at the little ducks as they scamper around]

What the hell...? GA-KO?

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

[One of the ducks bumps into her leg and falls over, vanishing in a poof of smoke and leaving behind a little note.

"The Ducks will take over the Nexus. Fear us, puny humans!"]

[Para Medic just bites back a giggle.]

[let-mama.livejournal.com]

......

[EVA runs a hand through her hair, and eventually speaks after a long pause.]

You know, initially, I figured that the fat man on skates was going around being weird again.

But with a note that..... dorky,

[The woman immediately goes over to open the door that Para-medic is hiding behind; looking at the younger woman dryly.]

-I knew it had to be you, Jane.

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

[!]

[She grins a little sheepishly, crawling out of the closet and standing up.]

Oh, come on. It wasn't that bad, was it? How'd you know where I was?

[let-mama.livejournal.com]

I've known that you were in the closet for a long time, Jane.

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

... [Er...] Why, uh, I don't have any idea what you mean! [A slight grin.]

[let-mama.livejournal.com]

Mm-hm.

Jokes aside, I don't need to be much of a great mastermind in order to simply look back in the direction that these things were walking from.

Are you really that bored?

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

Uh... kinda. The theatre isn't open for some reason and I can't figure out how David worked that computer...

[Sheepishly, she laughs.]

[fortunatemisery.livejournal.com]

[Fortune had stayed in the infirmary for her first few days in the Nexus. With the uproar of what seemed to be a plague spreading around, the lady of luck was forced to be kicked out after checking out as a 'non-infected'.

Now with nothing to do except explore the area (while searching for her missing railgun), Fortune has come across one of the little duckies and quirks her head the the side.]

... Must be a child's toy?

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

[One of them bumped into her and fell over, disappearing in a poof of smoke. Left behind was a note. It was a simple note, on plain paper.

"We have what you're looking for. Surrender and worship the ducks! Muahahaha!"

And yes, she actually wrote "Muahahaha".]

[fortunatemisery.livejournal.com]

[Frowning, Fortune crouches down to the floor and picks up the little note after the smoke clears. Reading the message a few times to herself and once aloud, she shakes her head at how utterly ridiculous it all was.]

Who writes out their laughter?

[Examining the direction the little duck had walked from, she eyed the closet that was open slightly ajar and hummed knowingly to herself.]

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

...

[Uh oh, had she been spotted?]

[She sent out another duck, with a quickly scribbled message.

"PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT WOMAN BEHIND THE CLOSET DOOR."]

[fortunatemisery.livejournal.com]

A woman?

[Passing the little duck with the second message, Fortune closes in on the target and slowly opens the door. She blinks down at the woman holding a video camera.]

[?]

... What are you doing?

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

[She grinned sheepishly, sitting back and giving a little wave.]

Just having fun.

[fortunatemisery.livejournal.com]

[She could understand that... being in the infirmary wasn't exactly entertaining. Except for the people who passed by...]

You should be careful with some of your messages. Someone might take you seriously... [She could think of at least one person. Here's looking at you, young 15-year-old Naked Snake!]

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

That's the point of the camera.

[Smiiiiile. She does have an innocent smile considering she's talking about filming someone freaking out over conspiracy theories.]

[polygon-animes.livejournal.com]

Huh? A duck?

[Otacon picked one up off the floor.]

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

[It poofs into smoke and disappears, leaving behind a note.

"We're always watching you..."]

[polygon-animes.livejournal.com]

[He coughs due to the smoke then reads the note with one eye closed.]

We're always watching you...

[Otacon reads the note again then slowly looks around. Were there cameras in the hallway?]

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

[Nope, not in the hall...]

[polygon-animes.livejournal.com]

[He slowly walks forward and creeps towards the door. Maybe he could hide in here. Otacon opens it.]

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

...

[Snerk.]

[Don't mind the young woman crouched in there.]

Hello~.

[Or the camera.]

[polygon-animes.livejournal.com]

[Wow. Another good looking woman?]

Hey. I'm Hal. What's your name?

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

Para Medic. [She sat back, grinning.] Nice to meet you.

[polygon-animes.livejournal.com]

Its nice to meet you, too.

Need some help standing up?

[He holds out his hand to her.]

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

No thanks. I'm fine. It's comfortable in here.

[polygon-animes.livejournal.com]

Oh. Okay.

[He withdraws his hand awkwardly.]

Was that duck yours?

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

No! I was hiding from it!

[She quickly unequips the GA-KO she's hiding behind her back, letting it fall back into her inventory.]

They say they're gonna take over the Nexus!

[polygon-animes.livejournal.com]

What? That's a little... silly, isn't it?

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

[Oh god, it's so hard to laugh.]

You didn't see. They've killed two people already! I saw them. The bodies, just covered in ducks!

[polygon-animes.livejournal.com]

Wait. How is that possible? Was it.... suffocation?

I apologise for my extreme lateness on this thread.

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

One of them jumped into his mouth! He couldn't breath!

no probz~

[polygon-animes.livejournal.com]

Huh? .... And you watched him... [He gulped.] being killed?

[His eyebrows arched up.]

Dammit, misfired. XD

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

That's right!

[She shivered, drawing her legs up to her chest. It was hard not to laugh, but at least her shaking looked realistic.]

T-that's why I'm hiding!

^^

[polygon-animes.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well...

[He rubbed the back of his head.]

I guess I'll go then... so you can get back to your hiding.

[breakuliquid.livejournal.com]

[He watches the duck waddle down the hall and bump into his shoe.]

...

[That was...really very cute.]

[He squats down to poke it, smiling like a dork.]

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

[At the poke, it proceeded to fall over and disappear in a poof of smoke. Para-Medic bit back a giggle from her hiding place, already winding up another one. The note left behind from the first read "THERE IS SOMEONE THAT WANTS YOU. YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE 3, 29, 18. THE DUCKS WILL TAKE OVER THE NEXUS. HAVE A NICE DAY".]

[breakuliquid.livejournal.com]

[Talib is surprised at the duck's "death" and reads the note curiously. He chuckles a bit.]

/Such cheerful and polite overlords we will have~/

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

[She doesn't understand the words, but the man's amusement makes her giggle. At least he's not getting mad. That's good. She sent out the second one containing another note.

"WHEN WE RULE THE NEXUS, YOU WILL BE REWARDED FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE."]

[breakuliquid.livejournal.com]

[He is pleased by this and tucks the notes away before mock-saluting where the ducks had fallen.]

I look forward to your eventual dictatorship, my feathered lords~

[He obviously thinks this is a fun joke.]

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

[Oh, this is a fun one. She likes him!]

[So she sends out another duck, with the note "WHAT IS YOUR NAME, HUMAN?"]

[breakuliquid.livejournal.com]

[He grins at the confirmation that the duck-sender is nearby. He isn't going to try to find him or her though. He thinks it much more entertaining to play along.]

My name is Talib. It means "Seeker of Truth" in my native Arabic~

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

[Para Medic is definitely enjoying it. It's certainly brightening up a boring day.]

[The next duck has another message. "Well then, Seeker of Truth, you will be spared when we take over. Vive la liberté!"]

[breakuliquid.livejournal.com]

[Talib is glad for the light-hearted diversion. Especially after finding Faruq so ill.]

I am most grateful! Vive la liberté!

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

[The next one bumps into his leg and falls over.

"Muahahahahahaha! It seems we have another on our side!"]

[breakuliquid.livejournal.com]

Oh, participating in a coup led by cute ducks has been a lifetime goal of mine.

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

...

[BRB, CRACKING THE FUCK UP.]

["We are honored by your compliments! But do not underestimate us! Our cuteness shall be their downfall!"]

[breakuliquid.livejournal.com]

I have no doubt about it. No one suspects the adorable ones of political takeovers.

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

["They will tremble before us and fall to their knees, hugging us in joy! Muahahaha! And then we will strike!"]