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[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

[After a temporarily evil Scott Dolph brought up that no one really knew that medical aid was available to them, Para-Medic began to work on a way to get the word out. Now, she's walking around the halls putting up posters:



Next to the posters, she put a map to the infirmary on that floor, as well as her personal frequency of 145.73 in case any one had any questions or would like to help her out with this.]

((OOC: Para-Medic has begun a medical emergency hotline. It's open to everyone, including people who probably shouldn't receive treatment, but what can you do? In addition, she's looking for other medical doctors to help out.))

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140.96

[worldpresident.livejournal.com]

[Has borrowed a radio from someone.]

[Have a very young boy calling you, Para-medic. He might be eerily familiar and have a few mannerisms that you recognize but can't quite place. He's Big Boss' clone, after all.]

My Daddy got shot...But Vamp took care of him. Should he still have a check-up, though?

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

[Para-Medic smiles a bit, not that Solidus can see. She hasn't been doing much for the Nexus, and she's glad to finally be doing some good.]

Of course. Where is he? I'll check him over right away!

[worldpresident.livejournal.com]

He's in the infirmary...But I need to ask him if it's okay. The last person I brought there was kinda crazy. Can I call you again?

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

All right. Of course you can call me again. I don't mind.

[So long as it wasn't a prank call, but she doubts this is the case.]

[notsostealthy.livejournal.com]

[Dr. Snake passes by, pausing when he sees just who's putting up posters]

Competition, huh?

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

Not really. It's just that most people don't know we're around to help, so I thought I might spread the word and do some good.

[She smiles.]

Would you like to help me out, Snake? Right now, I'm the only person available, and I would really appreciate the help.

[notsostealthy.livejournal.com]

I'm not Snake, I'm Dr. John Doe. But I get that all the time.

[Hmm work together, with the competition? But what if she disapproves of his unorthodox methods?]

...Depends. How do you feel about the role of giant tomatoes in medicine?

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

Right... And I'm Dr. Jane Doe. Nice to meet you.

[Of course, Para-Medic has no idea about what Maxim Tomatoes are.]

Giant... tomatoes? Well, tomatoes are certainly healthy for you, but I've never actually used them before. Do they... work well for you?

140.96

[coolantmaster.livejournal.com]

[CALL]

140.96

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

Hello. What's the problem?

140.96

[coolantmaster.livejournal.com]

So I've had my knees shot out. And I didn't tell my boyfriend yet, I went to an infirmary and took a lot of morphine and, funny story! I think I took too much.

[CAN YOU TELL BY THE WAY HE SOUNDS HALF OUT OF IT?]

So... I was gonna try fixing my legs myself but... huh, actually do you think a sword could be used to dig out bullets?

[Don't ask him how he got to the infirmary in the first place. It involved dragging himself to a nearby food cart and kind of rolling there.]

140.96

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

Sir, which floor are you on? I'll be there right away.

[He... definitely took too much, but it can't be helped.]

I'll need to ask that you try not to do anything yet. You may accidentally cause more harm than good.

OTHER MEDICAL PERSONEL, YOU SAY?

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

...ooooh, hey, good idea.

[She gave the other her a smile.]

YES, I DO.

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

Thanks. No one else seemed to know there were any doctors, so I figured I might as well spread the word, right?

[She smiles back.]

[moviemadmedic.livejournal.com]

Definitely. [This is the first version of herself she's seen, so she'll just be studying you a little.]

Well, I'm always available to help.

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

Actually, it would be great if you could help out with this. Two Para-Medics are better than one, after all.

[She isn't bother by the fact that her alternate is studying her. She almost wants to do the same. Almost.]

SHE'S COMIN' OUTTA VACATION JUST FOR YOU

[para-mania.livejournal.com]

...hm... I guess the sign's directing people to my office weren't enough...

[Now she's feeling a little forgotten. :|]

I FEEL SO LOVED.

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

I guess not.

[This Para didn't forget you.]

Well, now people will know we're around, at least.

YOU ARE

[para-mania.livejournal.com]

[And she remembers you~.]

That's good. I should probably alter the sign outside my room to make it more noticable.

CALL TO 145.73

[med-unit.livejournal.com]

...Hey. If it helps, the Chief assigned us command of four separate infirmaries, so if people go there, they're guaranteed to get help. The name's Kat, by the way.

145.73

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

Thanks for telling me. That's good to know.

Nice to meet you, Kat. I'm Para-Medic.

[med-unit.livejournal.com]

Charmed, I'm sure. There's four of us, but all of us except Anna are perfectly capable. The Chief's medical personnel too, so when she turns up again she might want to talk to you also. Her name's Elisa. I'll inform her of what's going on.

CALL TO 145.73

[theunrulyone.livejournal.com]

You can't help, help someone like me, correct? Because I'm not hum-an any more...

[Here, have a broken down crazy cyborg ninja. :| His speech functions seem to be breaking up a little.]

145.73

[fox-unit-medic.livejournal.com]

[Oh, crazy cyborg Vanya... Para missed you. ...Kinda.]

I'll admit that I don't know too much about Cyborg Ninjas now, but it's one of the things I'm researching, just so I can help people like you. Who knows? Maybe I'll eventually learn how to reverse the cyborgification.

[Though why you'd want that, Para has no clue.]

145.73

[theunrulyone.livejournal.com]

No... that's not what I need. I keep... keep break, breaking down. Stupid dinosaur broke my body again...