[TEA ROOM]

[starofchaos]

[Liquid stared up as the lights flickered back on, the mushroom in his hand still held to illuminate the kitchen he'd been about to enter. A raised eyebow was the only response they got before he entered. Absently, assuming he didn't need it any more, he put the mushroom to his mouth and bit into it. The bleep from his phone made him jump and he delved a hand into the pocket of his coat to pluck it out. The screen was lit up, the battery at 100%.]

...what the devil...?

[Shaking his head, he popped the phone back into his pocket and stepped into the room. To his surprise, he realised there was already tea there, laid out in many little cups on the table. Absently, he picked one up, studying it for a long moment. His paranoid mind said not to drink it, but it had been a while since he'd had a decent cup of tea. Absently, he sipped at it. Earl Grey. Interesting.]

(Tea room! Whatever tea you drink is going to have a different effect.

Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.
Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.
Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.
English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.
Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.
(Description and idea taken from Addictions

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Comments

[therealraikov.livejournal.com]

[Frowwns.]

I thought we had been through this before!

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

Yeah...well...put some pants on!!

[He shuddered, waving his hand and other arm in a disgusted fashion. Like a fairy.]

It must have been a room effect...[GROANS IN DISGUST AGAIN.]

[therealraikov.livejournal.com]

B-but...

[She walks up to him, grabbing his arm.]

You got me all hot and bothered! You can't stop now

[RAIKOV NEEDS HIS/HER SEX DAMMIT.]

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[He pulls his arm away.]

No way...go masturbate or something.

[therealraikov.livejournal.com]

What? No!

[The idea of touching a woman, even if the woman was herself was disgusting.]

Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnn- You can pretend I'm a guy even!

[She's all up in your business.]

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

Ugghhh! No way! [He backs away, getting his business away from her business.]

[therealraikov.livejournal.com]

You can do it from behind! It all looks pretty much the same from there I bet!

[She grabs his hand and forcibly puts it on her breast. RAIKOV IS NOT USED TO TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER.]

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[He yanks his hand away.]

EW! I'm not interested! [He starts pushing her out the door.]

[therealraikov.livejournal.com]

[And is promptly shoved out the door, butt naked, but she doesn't really care.]

H-hey! Finish what you started you asshole!

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[He tossed her clothes out at her.]

Grow a dick and we'll talk!
[Slams door.]

[therealraikov.livejournal.com]

[Pounds on the door]

Talk?! You'll be lucky if I don't kick your ass next time I see you!

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Volgin will still have sex with you. [He chimed.]

[therealraikov.livejournal.com]

I-

[Hmmm.]

That's an idea...

But... I don't know if I want him to see me like this.

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

Figure it out. [He walked across the room, flopping on the couch. Was the food in the fridge bad...? Sniff sniff. Yup.]

[therealraikov.livejournal.com]

[Grr. God what an asshole.]

Fine, maybe I will.

[She got back into her clothes and stormed off in search of some sex

[volginswaifu.livejournal.com]

[Only sometimes! Like when tea decide to temporarily switch his personality.]
Oookay.

[He's just going to try and forget what just happened now.]