fissionmailed | [TEA ROOM]

[Liquid stared up as the lights flickered back on, the mushroom in his hand still held to illuminate the kitchen he'd been about to enter. A raised eyebow was the only response they got before he entered. Absently, assuming he didn't need it any more, he put the mushroom to his mouth and bit into it. The bleep from his phone made him jump and he delved a hand into the pocket of his coat to pluck it out. The screen was lit up, the battery at 100%.]

...what the devil...?

[Shaking his head, he popped the phone back into his pocket and stepped into the room. To his surprise, he realised there was already tea there, laid out in many little cups on the table. Absently, he picked one up, studying it for a long moment. His paranoid mind said not to drink it, but it had been a while since he'd had a decent cup of tea. Absently, he sipped at it. Earl Grey. Interesting.]

(Tea room! Whatever tea you drink is going to have a different effect.

Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.
Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.
Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.
English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.
Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.
(Description and idea taken from Addictions

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Ah, what do you mean? I'm not doing anything.

[BLUSHES HARDER]

You're acting really weird.

...Stop blushing!

I am not!

[BlUSHES EVEN HARDER OH GOD WHY IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?]

A-and I am not blushing!

[He veers away, kinda creeped out.]

...ew. I'm not sure if I hate you more as a man or as a woman....

[AND THEN SHE STARTED TO CRY]

Y-you h-h-h-hate me!?

?! Stop crying, shut up!
[He flustered, cheeks turning red.]

[CONTINUES TO CRY]

?! Stop!!

[He shoved his hands in her face, covering her eyes. THAT WILL MAKE HER STOP.]

[She lets out a startled cry]

W-what are you doing?

[She's still crying, just not as bad now.]

...Stopping you from crying! You're Vamp, stop being a damn baby!

...[Wipes her tears away.]

[She sniffles, then starts to blush again.]

S-sorry

[He pulls away again, mildly disgusted he touched her.]

...Right.

[She's still pouting and blushing.]

...What the hell has gotten into you?

[Stop...looking cute.]

I don't k-know.

[She looked at the floor embarrassed.]

I've just been... feeling so weird... a-and naked

[GOES BACK TO TRYING TO COVER HERSELF UP MORE]

Then...put some clothes on.
...[He had a jacket, actually, but he wasn't going to give it to her.]

I don't have any more clothes... Well I do... but there's less to them than what I'm already wearing.

[And her face goes bright read again.]

...Why not get something from one of the clothing rooms?
[He'd walked into one earlier.]

But what if someone sees me dressed like this!

[She hugged herself]

It's just so... embarrassing!

...[He rolled his eyes, tossing his jacket at her.]

Let's go to the clothing room. Ugh.

[She put the jacket and and held it closed tightly.]

Th-thank you.

[She got up awkwardly, ready to follow.]

...I can't believe I'm helping you.
[Might as well make it worth his time.]

Are you still out to kill me?
[He started down the hall.]

I'm not that bad... am I?

[She followed.]

N-no I'm not. There's really no need, now that I know the truth.

...the truth? [He raised his eyebrow, opening a nearby door. Nope, that wasn't it.]

I don't know, your alternate tried to kill me a couple times. Is it wrong to have a grudge? [He said monotonously.]