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"Hello there son. Who's your little friend?"

Not just any friend. This one's my boyfriend. [pulls arm around Vamp's waist]

"So you do have a boyfriend! I suppose congratulations are in order."

He scrutinizes the dark-haired man for a moment. "So, can I give him the 'treat my kid nice or I'll unleash the spirits of the dead on you' speech?"

[Look surprisingly not awkward about the entire thing] I am aware of your abilities. But if a speech pleases you.. you may proceed.

"Oh, well," says The Sorrow casually, "It's not as if I actually have one prepared...I should work on that... But you know how it is. Treat him well; don't get him into drugs or prostitution or that sort of thing; don't break his heart or else," (and he narrows his eyes in a serious manner at this point), "..that sort of thing."

Dad, I was in the Soviet military. I think it's a bit late to talk about drugs and whores-

[heartbreak? I can fix that myself, I've got a revolver-]

"Any more drugs and whores. Better?"

More accurate, at least.

...*blinks*

Does he.. want to be kept by you?

I have no objections to the arrangement...

That's good. I think you'd get tired of me if I had to chloroform you every day.

...

Well. In that case, I suppose I don't see the problem. What's your name?

His name's V-

...

Sweety, what's your name?

Facepalm.

Shut up, dad.

"I didn't say anything."

You don't have to, I can hear your disapproval from here.

"I didn't disapprove. I just thought it was silly."

[answers both of their questions while speaking to the Boss] I am simply called Vamp...

...however if you wish a more familiar title, Adrian will do for now.

Ooh. That's a nice name. I'll scream it for you tonight

Ah, I have no doubt... Adam.

[ discreet assgrab]

Right. So. Mom and Dad, want to go double date tonight?

"Well, if you two don't mind the parents tagging along, sure."

I just invited you both. Of course I don't mind.

It's not a bad idea.

*Turns to look in what she hopes is the Sorrow's general direction*
How do you feel about this?

"Well, he seems like a polite young man. I don't know anything about him, but I suppose we can trust Adamska's judgment. ~~aren't they cute together?~~"

We'll have to trust in that, then. ~~Well.. I will say they have a certain something about them, don't they?~~

*turns back to Adamska* A fine idea, then. Anything in particular?

... Wanna try to find a pool?

So Vamp is your boyfriend now?

Yes. I got here first.

But if you really want, I can share.

...

...Sorry. But no thanks.

I never said I wanted him.