He's back :)

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

[There's a giant big-eye tuna silently stalking you, from the shadows.]

[Do you notice?]

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[zanzibarasshole.livejournal.com]

[There's a NINJA fist coming at your face 8|]

[XD!!!]

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

GAUGH!

[Is NINJA-FISTED! ...Er- wait- no. That would hurt a lot more, actually... But Gary's still punched pretty fucking hard. :(]

[The journalist gets knocked straight onto his ass, a flow of blood gushing from his very broken nose. He blinks up, staring at Grey Fox quizzically.]

.....Uh....

what?

[elisula.livejournal.com]

[ASDFFJKLDF!!!]

[Elisa looks from Gary to Fox, in a slight state of shock]

. . . . . .

[zanzibarasshole.livejournal.com]

[Fox cracks his knuckles, straightening out. No, he does not particularly care that he broke some dude's nose. He looks over to Elisa.]

...Is this man troubling you, Doctor?

[elisula.livejournal.com]

[Resisting a slight urge to facepalm]

...He was... getting a bit friendly, yes. But I'm fairly certain that I could've handled the situation in a way that doesn't involve injury, Fox.

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

[STILL BLEEDING]

Hey, man- What the hell?

[zanzibarasshole.livejournal.com]

[Ignores Elisa for a moment to regard the Fishy one.]

A man your age has better things to do than bother a lady in such a despicable manner.

[He takes out a cigarette and lights up before cracking his neck.]

...Right?

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

"Bother"? She was totally digging me. [Gary rises from the ground, not as intimidated by Fox as he probably should be]

[elisula.livejournal.com]

[Elisa now looks to Gary] ...Actually, I think I was pretty clear in saying that I'm not looking for a relationship.

[I am not sorry for this]

[zanzibarasshole.livejournal.com]

Seems to me the lady made herself quite clear.

[Fox's tone remains flat as he straightens his back, rising up to his full six feet. He isn't being koi my fishy friend. Be careful, you just might get battered if you don't have a dace in the hole.]

[Sorry I keep editing XD]

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

[He wipes his nose with a sleeve, looking at Fox up and down]

And it seems to me that I owe you something for sucker-punching me.

[zanzibarasshole.livejournal.com]

[Fox reaches for his machete, taking hold of the handle and pulling the blade out just enough to show Gary he's not about to start floundering.]

Oh, that punch was complimentary, my friend. No need to owe me anything.

[Fox hopes he catches his drift.]

[elisula.livejournal.com]

.....

[Elisa looks between the two males] This is completely unnecessary.

Mr. McGolden- I apologize for the misunderstanding.

Fox- [Giving him a look] That's enough.

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

...Hrn.

[Gary looks to Elisa] Fine.

Guess I'll let it go for you, doll-face.

Even if your boyfriend is a sucker-punching wuss who brings a machete to a fistfight.

[zanzibarasshole.livejournal.com]

[He's haddock enough of this.]

Care to say that again?

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

Kinda forgot what I said, sorry.

But I'm pretty sure I called you a vagina.

Or said that you're trying to compensate for your extremely tiny dong with that machete of yours.

Something like that.

[elisula.livejournal.com]

[QUICKLY STEPS IN BETWEEN THE TWO]

A-alright, lets... be civil about this... [D8]

[zanzibarasshole.livejournal.com]

[...I'm out of fish puns.]

[Elisa can probably hear the tiniest of growls come from the back of Fox's throat as he clenches his fists tightly.]

...That language is hardly appropriate in the presence of a lady.

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

Then maybe the lady should leave the men to settle their business.

[elisula.livejournal.com]

I'm not going anywhere!

...Sorry he punched you, alright? You have a right to be angry but this behavior is just plain childish- for both of you.

[zanzibarasshole.livejournal.com]

[Ignoring Elisa]

You've not right to talk to her that way.

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

I mean no disrespect to Elisa.

But this is between you and me.

[zanzibarasshole.livejournal.com]

Oh, no disrespect towards her?

Strange. Your earlier advances say otherwise.

[justatuna.livejournal.com]

Heh. [He reaches a hand up and cracks his nose back into place, gritting his teeth.]

I didn't know hitting on pretty girls counted as being disrespectful.

What are you, her dad?

[zanzibarasshole.livejournal.com]

Your methods are uncouth and intentions foul. There is no honour in your attempts at courtship -- your obvious desire to have your way with a young woman and then discard her as if she is meaningless... "Hey baby, thanks for the lay."

People like you disgust me.

[He steps forward, bringing a hand to Elisa's shoulder. He lightly begins pushing her aside.]

If you must know, I am her lover.