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fissionmailed2009-04-07 01:44 am
jamesbondlerize.livejournal.com) wrote in fissionmailed2009-04-07 01:44 am
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From the talented mind that brought you A Hard Day's Death and Sweetie's Diamonds...
[The new arrival takes one look at his surroundings and immediately throws a hissy fit.]
No, no, no!
This is all wrong!
Where's all the SEX? The VIOLENCE? The WITTY ONE-LINERS and CRINGE-WORTHY INNUENDO?
And what the HELL is with all this PINK! For crying out loud, you guys belong to the fandom of a M-rated video game! SO ACT LIKE IT! How else are we going to capture that magical 18-35 year old male demographic? Not by spouting cat ears and playing with little girls, that's for sure!
They may have kicked me off Splinter Cell, but I'll be DAMNED if I let this chase me off a franchise I'm contractually obligated to adapt to prose format!
[His mouth thins into a grim hard line and he clenches his trusty #1 Bic pen tightly.]
I think some REWRITES are in order.
((OOC: Three guesses as to who this is and "Major Zero" doesn't count.))
No, no, no!
This is all wrong!
Where's all the SEX? The VIOLENCE? The WITTY ONE-LINERS and CRINGE-WORTHY INNUENDO?
And what the HELL is with all this PINK! For crying out loud, you guys belong to the fandom of a M-rated video game! SO ACT LIKE IT! How else are we going to capture that magical 18-35 year old male demographic? Not by spouting cat ears and playing with little girls, that's for sure!
They may have kicked me off Splinter Cell, but I'll be DAMNED if I let this chase me off a franchise I'm contractually obligated to adapt to prose format!
[His mouth thins into a grim hard line and he clenches his trusty #1 Bic pen tightly.]
I think some REWRITES are in order.
((OOC: Three guesses as to who this is and "Major Zero" doesn't count.))