Nah, it was aliens. [Said matter-of-factly]

Oh, they did. The original landing was a fake, though.... But after that, we did. We've made a lot of discoveries about space recently. More signs of alien life, even.

Well I discovered that tuna skin can actually be pretty comfortting.

I also had a recent bestseller called "The Telekinetic Powers of the Loch Ness Monster - The True Energy Source of UFOs."

A long title, I know. But it speaks for itself.