http://jackassjohn.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] jackassjohn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fissionmailed2011-10-04 10:28 pm

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[Welp, the game ended early for Big Boss. He allows himself a few hours privacy to bitch and moan, but ultimately decides to find Chico and make good on his promise to play a better game.]

[The old man sets up his playing field with the help of a pool room and a miscellaneous supply closet. Soon the surface of the enormous pool is peppered with tennis balls, plastic rings, corks, swim noodles, air mattresses, you name it. At the bottom of the pool are several sunken water toys, diving rods, and other such things.]

[The object of the game is to collect as many things as possible in 5 minutes. Each thing is worth a certain number of points, but you don't know how many until you get it to your designated spot. Make the values and items up as you go and have fun! Splash fights are allowed, but any serious attempted murder will anger the lifeguard, Kraken, and you'll be tossed out of the room.]

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