[Huey just chuckled but then his eyes went wide and he slowly brought his head back to his own wall as the letter dissipated and another one wrote itself upon the wall.]

I really enjoyed the passionate love we made the other night, Dr. Strangelove. Wandering into the gender switch room then being scissored by you was absolutely amazing. I never thought I would experience lesbian sex in person but I would admit I think I liked it better than when we made love in the past. Let's do it again sometime. I mean, if you want to.

[All color left the man's face when the reading of such a letter finished, his pupils as thin as pins. Hope you enjoy that letter from one parent to another, Hal.]