http://mnuwikus.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] mnuwikus.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fissionmailed 2011-04-09 04:59 pm (UTC)

[Hearing another person's voice - an American voice - causes Wikus to jolt. Using whatever he could procure as a weapon, the beaten man wraps his relatively clean right hand around the nearest lampshade and holds it against him as a form of protection. He visibly shakes as he stares at the opposing man before him.]

Don't come any closer! I'll beat you over the fokin' head if you do!

[And now it was clear as day this man was hysterical, illustrated by the curses falling from his native South African tongue.]

Jesus, fok- bliksem!

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