colonelcrotchgrab: (Doodle -- I don't smile much but...)
Евгений Борисович Волгин ([personal profile] colonelcrotchgrab) wrote in [community profile] fissionmailed 2011-01-28 05:44 am (UTC)

Who cares about the smell. That is the least of our worries.

[Volgin narrowed his eyes at the dusting of curled toilet paper. Even he never bought something that cheap. His final jackboot off, he went to work sliding the soaked pants away. It left his ass nearly bare on the cold, hard floor, a layer of supposedly space-age insulative material between flesh and tile.

(His suit did a better job containing his "flares"; now the lights flickered when he sneezed.)

He grabbed a handful of toilet paper to dab at the wound before tearing more handfuls away to dab at himself. Fortunately, Volgin only needed a reasonably dry arm and chest to keep Raikov within relatively safe measures.

The flaking paper had the man resembling an inverted dalmatian.]

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